Saturday, June 27, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Michael Jackson died of food poisoning
He had been eating 12 year old wienies

16 comments:

Lego Maniac said...

Since he is mostly plastic now, do you think they will just melt him down into Legos and let the kids play with him for a change? (Click my name)

Just a thought.....

Schteveo said...

You just made me spit ice water outta my nose!!!

Oscar Myer said...

♪Oh...
I wish I were an..♪♪♪♪

Schteveo said...

Oscar you are one sick puppy.

eat me said...

so one the same day you had a pin up star die who's poster caused teen age boys to masturbate and you had a rock star die who masturbated teen age boys

Anonymous said...

Ain't life strange.

Schteveo said...

eat me,
is that life masturbating art, or art masturbating life?

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

And now this:
TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead
Mays best known for his hawking of products such as Orange Glo, Oxiclean

BHO said...

Ed McMan, Farrah, MJ & now Billy Mays...where was Dick Cheney for the past week????

Schteveo said...

Billy Mays I heard about at lunch time. OK, now HERE's the weird part.

I was half expecting this, AND expect one more too, but here's why. My better half works with a Hindu guy at the State. Virin says that celebrity deaths, airplane crashes, train wrecks, etc., happen in sets of "fives". We in the west always see things in "threes". You can get the religious aspect out of that for yourself I guess. But do WE quit looking after "three", or do HINDUS see "five' because they extend the time frame, situation, is it, in both groups, cultural thinking? I'm fascinated.

I'm hiding and watching currently to see who drops fifth. BHO, John Kerry, Hitlary, John Travolta, Dennis Hopper? Or was Carradine FIRST and we're done?






Totally off topic, but relevant to us all.


Anyone who has noticed a difference in the air quality, worldwide, since 1:30 PM EDT, can attribute it to my finally having a shower. The first such since June 8th, an hour before I had surgery. It's been 30 years since I was forced to go that long sans shower.

(time for an Unlce Bee Ess story)

19 and 79, the Indian Ocean / Arabian Sea, "Gonzo Station", chasing the Soviet navy's first aircraft carrier for electronic intel, the Shah was leaving, the Ayattolah Assahola was coming back. No fresh water to be had on old DD-967, 3 /12 weeks, one real fresh water shower, several rain squall showers, many bird baths in the sink, tons of Amman's Mens Body Powder. Right Guard was twenty bucks a tube.

But we got the intel, Reagan defeated Carter, we all defeated the USSR and all was well with the world.

No shower three weeks, brutal then, brutal now.

No need for applause, or thanks, NOAA already called with a blanket approval. I'm not sure what this does for world peace now either.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Congratulations Steve!

eat me said...

if all the rick folk keep dying Obama gona have to tax us poor folk!!

Anonymous said...

The food poisoning was found to be bad meat in the can

Missy said...

Now who's going to shout in a wind tunnel about the strength of a fabric glue .. oh wait, its NOT glue.

CTjayhawker said...

Nope, it's a "flexible bonding agent". I'm much more bummed by Billy's passing than by the Gloved One's. Honestly, I'm more surprised he wasn't taken out by a plastic clot years ago.

Spider said...

Thank God. No more of those loud and abusive commercials. But wait. TV has never let a little thing like death stop them from making money, so they will probably keep showing his commercials. OY!