click my
crash-boom-bang
Earth-Venus smash-up possible in 3.5 billion years !!!!!!!
and ALGORE is doing nothing about it!!!!!!!
So I will take charge..... please send me all your money (tax delectable, if you cheat on your taxes) and I will save the world!!!!!
my quick & easy solution - after I have all your money, I will pile it up on the side of the Earth scheduled to hit Venus thereby altering the gravitational effect of the two body system and averting the crash.
Then I will spend your money, saving the country from it's current economic problems....
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If this cause doesn't work out for you, you can always join my cause, PETP, (People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants)
I'm concerned about abandoned pets. What became of those pet rocks of the 70's? Tossed out like yesterday's news. Abandoned and homeless, kicked out into the streets. Wild bands of feral stones hiding out in every nook and cranny, trying to eek out a living. Just all cast aside.
And what ever became of happy hour? Is no one concerned that it too seems to be vanishing?
What's to be happy about?
Yomamabahamarama is going to make it all better
Okay - You all have inspired me. I have a new cause, too: MJR
MJR is such a rare cause, I may be the only person on the planet who can truly appreciate it.
MJR?
"3.5 billion years"...
I wonder what my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,..... Oh never mind.
possible MJR meanings
Minimum Job Requirements Major Job Responsibilities
Modified Jelly Roll
multiple joint replacement Master Jazz Recordings
Management Job Review
Media Jukebox Registration
Michael Jackson Romania
Morris Jesup Rise
Mantooth Joseph Rocking
Manufacturers Junction Railway
Mevlana Jalaluddin Rumi
Mitchell James Radware
I hope it doen's turn into full "blown" JJGR
MJR?
Make Jimbo Rich!
Sheesh - the answer was SO obvuous!
ah Jimbo - if you was rich you would just have a beachfront condo in Waikiki and spend your days making fun of the liberals there....
Uh..
Yeah, but...
Yeah, but...
Yeah, but...
It would be my condo and I wouldn't have to work 10 to 14 hour days to live in it...
In the mean time, Mrs. Jimbo has gotten our new 31' RV trailer moved in on the Nueces River near Camp Wood in West Texas - our own itsy-bitsy slice of Tejas Paraíso.
Only a real redneck can feel rich in a trailer... YeeeeeHaaaw!
This just in.....
According to Yomamabahamarama you are now considered rich and eligible to be taxed at the highest rate they possibly can. and they said they can't sqeeze blood from a stone. Poppycock!
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