anyone hear from Annie? I, for one, sure miss you, Sweetie!
BOW
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Subject: Back Door Gun Registration Date: Thu, 28 May 2009 14:08:47
When this goes into effect, if you have not presented an inventory of all your firearms and paid the tax on each one, you could go to federal prison for TAX EVASION.
Senario: You are a victim of a home invasion. You shoot the criminal inside your residence in fear for your life. Law enforcement arrives, conducts the investigation, finds that you are justified in protecting yourself & your family. However, during the course of the investigation the officers discovered that you have several other guns in your home. A computer check reveals that weapon used to protect yourself along with all the other firearms have not been registered with the IRS. You will go to prison for TAX EVASION!!
Senate Bill SB-2099 will require us to put on our 2009 1040 federal tax form all guns that you have or own. It may require fingerprints and a tax of $50 per gun. This bill was introduced on Feb. 24. This bill will become public knowledge 30 days after it is voted into law. This is an amendment to the Internal Revenue Act of 1986. This means that the Finance Committee can pass this without the Senate voting on it at all.
The full text of the proposed amendment is on the U.S. Senate homepage, http://www.senate.gov/ You can find the bill by doing a search by the bill number, SB-2099.
I read a story a while back that I wish I could remember better.
The basics are that this guy was suing his neighbor. He had hired his neighbor to impregnate his wife since he was sterile and he looked a lot like his neighbor. After a year of earnest trying, and still no pregnancy, he wanted his money back. Somehow they ended up testing the neighbor and found out that he was sterile too, even though he had 2 kids (or however many kids he had). Then the neighbor's wife tearfully admitted to cheating.
They used to do a bit, about a family, where ALL the kids, 6 or 8 of them, looked like the next door neighbor. Bright red hair, freckles, looked like the neighbor, right down to his green-striped shirt even!
Uh Uh, I Know What Yer Thinkin Now............
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Homeless Man Plays with Poop on Valley Lightrail
Updated: Wednesday, 03 Jun 2009, 11:45 AM MDT Published : Tuesday, 02 Jun 2009, 3:49 PM MDT
PHOENIX - A light rail train was taken out of service Tuesday morning after someone left a nasty surprise inside.
Around 8 a.m., a train was stopped for cleaning after a man smudged feces in the interior of the train. Police were told the man on the train was flicking and playing with feces.
The light rail operator was notified and quickly took the train out of service.
"It is a biohazard, and we have protocol for how we handle a situation like this," says Hillary Foose. Those protocols include disinfecting the train.
It was discovered near the 38th St and Washington station.
The man, who police say is homeless, was questioned at the station and released. Police plan to review surveillance video on the train.
There's only one way to deal with a homeless guy who would do something like that. Send him to NYC! In fact, something tells me that every homeless person in the country will be heading this way.
24 comments:
Subject: Back Door Gun Registration
Date: Thu, 28 May 2009 14:08:47
When this goes into effect, if you have not presented an inventory of all your firearms and paid the tax on each one, you could go to federal prison for TAX EVASION.
Senario: You are a victim of a home invasion. You shoot the criminal inside your residence in fear for your life. Law enforcement arrives, conducts the investigation, finds that you are justified in protecting yourself & your family. However, during the course of the investigation the officers discovered that you have several other guns in your home. A computer check reveals that weapon used to protect yourself along with all the other firearms have not been registered with the IRS. You will go to prison for TAX EVASION!!
Senate Bill SB-2099 will require us to put on our 2009 1040 federal tax form all guns that you have or own. It may require fingerprints
and a tax of $50 per gun. This bill was introduced on Feb. 24. This bill will become public knowledge 30 days after it is voted into law. This is an amendment to the Internal Revenue Act of 1986. This means that the Finance Committee can pass this without the Senate voting on it at all.
The full text of the proposed amendment is on the U.S. Senate homepage, http://www.senate.gov/ You can find the bill by doing a search by the bill number, SB-2099.
Interesting post above, but i doubt it's validity.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa091900a.htm
Shoot! I was just going to post but Spidey beat me to it, same link and all!
Sexy minds think alike? ;)
Hmmmm. I just said something similar to someone else. Sorry Spidey.
Deja Vu all over again
On topic, I'm missing her too. It's kinda strange to visit Annie's Inferno when Annie's been gone so long.
*sigh*
Gee, thanks Lady-Bug! :(
Maybe our mommy doesn't love us any more?
Maybe Big Jack got her pregnant and she's waiting for the kid to grow up before exposing it to us?
Maybe she's on a secret mission for the NRA?
She ran off with Poots?
What - no alien theories?
Maybe she got pregnant...and jumped off a cliff...instead of raising kids again...that's what I'd do if Mrs Schteveo got pregnant.
WAIT, I had a vasectomy!!
First I'd shoot her...THEN I'd jump.
Steve -
I read a story a while back that I wish I could remember better.
The basics are that this guy was suing his neighbor. He had hired his neighbor to impregnate his wife since he was sterile and he looked a lot like his neighbor. After a year of earnest trying, and still no pregnancy, he wanted his money back. Somehow they ended up testing the neighbor and found out that he was sterile too, even though he had 2 kids (or however many kids he had). Then the neighbor's wife tearfully admitted to cheating.
Glad I don't live on that street.
Heidi,
For example, check out:
http://www.buzzvines.com/husband-paid-2-500-neighbour-impregnating-wife-was-surprised-results
Many other web sites out there about this story from Germany.
Heidi,
are you old enough to remember "Laugh-In"?
They used to do a bit, about a family, where ALL the kids, 6 or 8 of them, looked like the next door neighbor. Bright red hair, freckles, looked like the neighbor, right down to his green-striped shirt even!
"...say Goodnight, Dick".
Where's Waldo?
G'nite Poots
Here come da judge!
Homeless Man Plays with
Poop on Valley
Lightrail
Updated: Wednesday, 03 Jun 2009, 11:45 AM MDT
Published : Tuesday, 02 Jun 2009, 3:49 PM MDT
PHOENIX - A light rail train was taken out of service Tuesday morning after someone left a nasty surprise inside.
Around 8 a.m., a train was stopped for cleaning after a man smudged feces in the interior of the train. Police were told the man on the train was flicking and playing with feces.
The light rail operator was notified and quickly took the train out of service.
"It is a biohazard, and we have protocol for how we handle a situation like this," says Hillary Foose. Those protocols include disinfecting the train.
It was discovered near the 38th St and Washington station.
The man, who police say is homeless, was questioned at the station and released. Police plan to review surveillance video on the train.
There's only one way to deal with a homeless guy who would do something like that. Send him to NYC! In fact, something tells me that every homeless person in the country will be heading this way.
http://www.nydailynews.com/real_estate/2009/06/04/2009-06-04_city_turns_upscale_building_into_homeless_shelter.html
Does this prove that we're evolved from apes!?
Or maybe devolved?
Yeah and the hoeless guy will be put up in one of those $300K+ luxury townhouses they are using for the homeless. Then he'll get some ho's for it.
Easy Bill, they may end up being your neighbors.
Hi, everyone!
It's nice to be missed. I miss all of you terribly, as well. I shall be back very soon; I promise.
Annie - Glad to hear you're alive and kicking.
Rick's Cafe
Thank you, my dear. I'm glad to hear that you're still around as well.
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