Friday, January 15, 2010

Oh, Now I Understand

Have you ever wondered why it seems that almost every elected official of this incompetent and inefficient government is a liar, a con-artist, and an insatiably greedy crook? Well, wonder no more. Being the very experienced and highly-trained investigator that i am, i have discovered the real reason. It's because their computers are not quite up to date. That's right.

What's that you say. You feel like you've just been bent over again by your govt? Well, you have!

http://thehill.com/blogs/hillicon-valley/technology/75965-white-house-blames-inefficient-government-on-outdated-technologies

8 comments:

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

It's Bush's fault.

I also read this article this morning. How absurd! Maobama: "it’s about how we use the American people’s hard-earned tax dollars to make government work better for them,"... so go deeper into debt and buy yourself a shiny, new computer! Moron.

Spider said...

Bush, Bush, Bush. For many years, i, like Odumbo, blamed all my problems on a bush. Not one in particular, but several different ones. As i grew older, i realized it wasn't a bush that was the problem, but my own inability to resist. This is why i can understand chairman Odumbo. I think.

Schteveo said...

What a crock of unmitigated horseshit!! As with my own state gub'ment, the feds are swapping their computers every 3 years when the warranties expire(3 years, that's 36 months for those of you in Rio Linda) . HOWEVER, the general public is buying a new box about every 29 months and THROWING THE OLD ONE AWAY.

It's not the technology that's old, it's their rhetoric that's old. The lying assholigans.

If the federal computers are old, why are they advertising for IT types with CURRENT training and certifications? Hell, Mrs Schteveo's very own wife was almost talked into moving to D.C. when her old boss went fed. But he was double dipping (ex AF) and he wasn't losing 3 years of state employment by going up there.

but they wanted her and her current certs and training. This guy is a lying scum bag and some GAO IT type will call him on this, mark my words.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6991000/The-most-influential-US-liberals-20-1.html said...
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Jimbo said...

I deleted my own post above. Somehow I screwed it all up. I blame it on Bush and this old computer equipment...

Anyhow... Speaking of stupid lying asshat bastards...

Did any of you take a peek at the Telegraph's lists of top 20 American conservatives and top 20 American liberals for this year?

The entire list of liberals is enough to make you hurl.

Only half the conservatives list is enough to make you hurl.

Click my Jimbo.

Anonymous said...

"We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality."
Ayn Rand

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Yep... I hurled.

Goober said...

So he's been in office for a year now and i still blaming his predecessor for having old computers in government offices? What an asshole.