Tuesday, October 20, 2009

How's the old saying go, Figures don't lie...

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A revised formula for calculating medical costs and geographic variations show that approximately 47.4 million Americans last year lived in poverty, 7 million more than the government's official figure.

So, using REVISED formulas (courtesy of the DNC I'm sure) there were more living below the poverty line last year, than previously thought. I'm only guessing, but I feel sure the ONLY answer is a gub'ment programmed aimed at the control of factors "X", "Y" or "Z", that are the root cause of poverty. Said programs will initially make things worse, but...over the long run...over a period of years...for the first 7 of 24 fiscal quarters...over the next 1o years allowing for inflation...(enter your favorite moronic, liberal, lack of monetary policy understanding, sound bite here).

Well, if BOHICA can do it, so can I. Using MY revised formulas, we need to enslave or imprison anyone who thinks the Constitution is a living document, or who thinks the Founding Fathers were atheist, or who think the government way, is the best way TO DO ANYTHING!!
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Using MY revised formulas, I'm not overweight, I'm under tall and not selling me life insurance is illegal because it discriminates based on my height, not my general health. Using MY revised formulas, my driving actually gets BETTER after 5 or 6 beers and 5 shots of Tequila. You buy, and I'll prove it, can we use your car Mr. Senator, Sir?

Mine's in the body shop in Chappaquiddick. It's right next to that one that's drying out, in bay 3, you know the one, it's that '67, Olds Delmont 88, with the Kennedy Compound ID sticker on the bumper. Using revised formulas. Mary Jo was "probably" dead when he swam out, right?
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Schteveo knows BS when he sees it.

3 comments:

BOW said...

Here's some revised figures on BO Plenty:

Strongly Approve / Strongly Disapprove -12%

Rep / Dem for Congress +5% up from +2% last week.

Rassmussen Reports

Schteveo said...

On this same kind of topic.

I just watched a short segment on FOX, where they had a poll saying that 56% of Americans want Obamacare, WITH a public option. (But the fine print says they mostly polled Democrats.)

So they fooled themselves I think. This means EVEN Dems are almost evenly split on this issue too. If this was anything else, any other topic, especially something the conservatives wanted, the MSM would be telling us 6% was a slim margin, here it's a landslide.

Arsefardle, jerk weed, mother chuckers!

Spider said...

The one thing we can be sure of is, the bullshit is flying fast and loose. There's no longer anything that even comes close to being a fact that makes it's way to the people, not that they would know what to do with it.

For me, the results of the mid-term elections next Nov. will tell the tale. If there are more than 2 Demoncrats left in congress after the voting is done, that will tell me that, generally speaking, the American people are truly too dumb to be trusted with having a vote on anything. It will then be lock-and-load time!