Thursday, October 8, 2009

More GD nerve than sense IMHO

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Remember way back in the 70's, when we were supposed to be cutting dependence on foreign oil. Especially SAUDI oil? Or OPEC oil in general? Well then, you probably remember also, that we use more foreign oil now, than we did then.
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Well the UN is holding some kind of (typical) liberal, climate goofest in Bangkok. No doubt it's being held there because of that city's weird sex industry, and when you read this you'll see who is apt to get f**ked first, but I digress.
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Naturally any climate conference starts from the premise that fossil fuels are evil, and that the country that uses the most is evilist...most evilist...the most evil. But the producers are never seen as evil, mostly because they're usually not white and don't live in the United States. But if you want to see real evil, look at what the Saudis are asking for.
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Saudis ask for aid if world cuts dependence on oil
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That's right, the same folks who make BILLIONS on oil yearly, spend part of that on Wahabbist Schools all over the world, then live like Princes, because the guys who control Saudi oil ARE usually from the Saud Royal Family, are claiming, IN ADVANCE, that they'll need charity from the UN, IF the world ever cuts back on buying oil from them. And I'm certain that although we'll be crippled the worst by any climate agreements, they'll all expect "us", spelled with caps and periods like this, U.S. , to pay for it.
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I don't often say things like this, but the thought of Riyadh becoming a smoking, radio active, glass lined, crater is just fine with me. Soonest would be best.
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signed,
General Schteveo of the Nuclear Command, SAAAAlute!!!
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3 comments:

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

The UN is funded by us but not controlled by us and Maobama is at their beck and call... especially where the climate is concerned. Let's not forget... he still thinks he is the savior of the world.

Schteveo said...

C-Sweety,
he may be. The Nobel Committee seems to think so.

It's a sorry world.

Spider said...

As you all know by now, i'm someone who believes in simplicity. The more complex the problem, the more simple the solution. Example;

1.Crime. (see: tree, horse, rope)
2.Illegal drugs. (see solution #1)
3.Corrupt govt officials. (see #1)
4.Illegal alien invasion. (you guessed it)

So, i propose to solve our oil problems the same way. And, at the same time, revamp our bizarre, weak, confused, muddled, and usually asinine foreign policy mentality.

1. If we send our brave warriors off to save some useless country and it's useless people, the price they must pay for "our" sacrifice is that their oil becomes ours! Remember, to the victors go the spoils?

2. Round-up, line-up, and execute all EnviroNazi's who have stopped us from using our own oil, while demanding that we also stop using oil from other countries. They will not be buried, but instead cremated, since that is more eco-friendly. We will then erect a large plaque for them stating, "you were wrong, we did not want to live like the Amish".

And yes, i will consider offers to run for high public office. Thank you.