Friday, October 16, 2009

The other day...

...I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.



It also works at DMV and the Laundromat.

(Today I'm in San Antonio. Makes me think of a little known saying... REMEMBER THE ALAMO!)

4 comments:

Spider said...

LOL!! Smart move!

Schteveo said...

Cute, very cute.

I've been to the Alamo. How did they have that huge battle in the middle of downtown?!

srk said...

It's one of the first phrases many of our "guests" learn upon arriving here from beyond

My Name said...

Speaking of the race card...

For a Rush, click my name.