Wednesday, January 26, 2011

news of note

This just in:
Governor of Alaska admits that there is no record of Sarah Palin's birth in the Alaska Vital Records Office!!!!
"I am fully convinced that ex-Governor Palin was not born here!" said the current Governor.
Tina Fey and Rachel Maddow have simultaneous orgasms on hearing the news. Both were quoted as saying "Wow! that's what one feels like!"
Film at 11.


Schteveo said...

It's probably because Palin's originally from Idaho.

I mean the lack of an AK birth cert, not the orgasms!

Spider said...


Anonymous said...

Immigration News From Arizona:

Phoenix, AZ - Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands, showing their outrage with Arizona's controversial tough new SB-1070 law by moving elsewhere.

In the small town of Guadalupe Arizona, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo is one of those who is punishing Arizona by leaving the state.

As he loaded his stolen car with his belongings and family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter "It's a matter of principle! I refuse to be supported by a state that treats my families illegal status like a common criminal!"

The effects of the exodus are being felt by Arizona retailers who are reporting dwindling sales of beer, spray paint, and tortillas. Also hit hard are the state’s hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in births and emergency room visits. Tattoo parlors are in a state of panic.

Renaldo told a reporter through an interpreter, "He and his family are moving to California, which is a state that will support him and his family with dignity."