You know how sometimes...

...no matter how much you try, you just can't stop yourself from doing something wrong. (giggling stupidly) This is MINE for today (tears streaming)
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Yeah, I'll probably hear from the Secret Service about it, and yes it's NOT PC, but I'm sick of being told to be civil while others can say anything they wish.
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Maybe THIS GUY knows where the birth certificate is.
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Anybody know a good lawyer?
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Schteveo