Monday, May 4, 2009

Don't kiss any pigs, you could make them sick!!

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There are several stories out in the last few days saying the H1N1, swine flu, is NOT as serious as the medicos originally thought. Honestly, that was my initial reaction, I did NUTHIN' It seemed like 100 cases, with 10 deaths, in a city of 20 million, was pretty minimal. And no one ever said, "...30 to 35 THOUSAND deaths yearly from the flu is the norm...", until well after the start of the talk about DEATHS from the flu. So, to me anyway, it seemed like much ado about nothing.
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On top of that, of course, was this blurb. One of America's best and brightest, Paris Hilton thinks swine flu affects pigs. But, then again, she could be right!
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Swine flu goes person-to-pig; could it jump back?
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Is this a man made terror attack? It's aimed at non-Muslims!
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Schteveo likes de pig meat, especially with good bbq sauce
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9 comments:

eat me said...

Paris can pull my pork

Osama bin Egypt said...

Death to all pigs! They give us the flu! (It's really because they are raised by infidels and I am a Muslim!)

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

A friend emailed this to me.Media pigs misinforming public about so-called "epidemic"

Dear Friend,

Those filthy swine... The swine flu "epidemic" is only a few days old, and Big Pharma is already plotting to make a fortune.

European drug maker Roche announced it was scaling up production of Tamiflu, giving a boost to its stock price and sending millions into the Roche coffers. GlaxoSmithKline, which makes the anti-flu drug Relenza, is also seeing its stock price climb, as investors hope this swine flu is the biggest thing since the bubonic plague.

There's only one problem here – it's not going to happen. You read the Daily Dose because I always give you the straight scoop, and because I'm not afraid to tell you when the mainstream has it wrong.

And they have it wrong on swine flu. It won't be an epidemic – it'll barely even be a ripple. I've run medical clinics in Africa – I know what an epidemic looks like.

And this isn't it.

The media is blowing swine flu out of proportion so it can feed its 24-hour news cycle – the same media, mind you, that had us convinced that avian flu was going to destroy the planet a few years ago.

But here are the facts about swine flu – it has affected so few people in America that it's hardly worth discussing. There are 64 confirmed cases in America as I'm writing this – not 6,000 or even 600. There are 64.

Of course, the media is fixated on the 100 or so people who have died in Mexico from the swine flu. But let me clue you into something that no one seems to be discussing – health care in Mexico is ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. I know – I've been there more times than I can count.

Disease spreads rapidly through Mexico because large areas of the country lack clean water and basic sanitation. Seeing a doctor – let alone a qualified doctor – is a luxury unavailable to most of the population. Of course the flu is killing people in Mexico – so are a lot of other diseases that are successfully treated in America. People in Mexico still die from diarrhea, for Pete's sake!

Yes, they have apparently had some cases of bad swine flu in Mexico. They've had lots of dengue fever and chagas, too, but you don't need to stay up at night worrying about it. Beating the swine flu isn't any different from beating the regular flu. Wash your hands. Avoid large crowds if you can. Get plenty of rest and fluids if you start getting sick.

And don't be afraid to eat pork or any other meat, for that matter, as it's not the pigs who are getting sick. Of course, I'm not recommending you eat Mexican pork – or any food produced in Mexico, for that matter. Hopefully the tainted peppers outbreak of 2008 taught us that. But don't change your diet because of some so-called swine flu epidemic.

It's no epidemic. It's no public health catastrophe. It's good theatre – and nothing more.

Jimbo said...

I just spent 10 days in Austin and not only did I not get mexican swine flu, I didn't make a single mexican pig sick. But just to make sure, on the way back when we flew over Mexico today - I held my breath the whole way.

The flight attendents defibrillated me 3 times. The bitches kept slapping the crap out of me screaming "BREATH! Breath you bastard, BREATH!"

Spider said...

If swine flu affected pigs, Parasite Hilton would be dead by now.

BOW said...

Pig "meat"? I thought you said....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOyJxdx7kf8

oh well

Schteveo said...

Tull? BOW, your REAL old if you remember Tull!

Anonymous said...

It was said we'd only have a black President when pigs fly. 100 days into Obamas presidency - swine flu.

I blame bush.

Anonymous said...

I kissed a pig last night and she didn't get sick. But she did gag a couple of times.