Friday, May 15, 2009

Wouldn't Ya Just Know It?

Now i know it's going to shock some of you to find out that "your" government is, shall we say, somewhat less than efficient. Recently, after financially raping every tax payer in the country, yo president Obongo, and the corrupt, lying, cretins in his congress, decided to give something back ($250.) to all the fools who pay their taxes. They call it a stimulus. I call it about enough for a tank-full of gas.

So what's the problem? Well, the mental midgets over at the Social Security Administration seem to think that dead people should also get this stimulus. Maybe they think it will stimulate them back to life? It seems that some of the tens-of-thousands of people who work at the SSA have sent out thousands of checks to dead people! That's right kids, dead people. The SSA is admitting to 8-10 thousand checks that were sent out, which means it's probably more like 80-100 thousand. So far, no one seems to have the courage to ask how many of the 40-50 million illegals got checks too. Perhaps we don't want to know the answer...

Can you say, FUBAR?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/elections/2009/05/15/dead-people-sent-stimulus-checks/

8 comments:

Blue said...

well, dead people voted for Obama, why shouldn't they get their payoff???

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Anonymous said...

How can the government be less efficient? They just added 66,000 new employees.

Dead men tell no tales; but they sure as sh*t vote.

BOW said...

anon beat me to it...

Anonymous said...

QUOTABLE QUOTES
"I don't think the Speaker of the House can lie to the country on national security matters. I think this is the most despicable, dishonest and vicious political effort I've seen in my lifetime. She is a trivial politician, viciously using partisanship for the narrowest of purposes, and she dishonors the Congress by her behavior.'"
– (Newt Gingrich, 5/15/09)

Anonymous said...

Bank of America has just announced they will give a new toaster to every dead person who opens a new savings account. And if you maintain a minimum balance of $50K, you will be eligible for their special .00000004% APR.

Schteveo said...

As a monthly recipient of a bank addition from these Bozo's, why didn't they just send checks to the people WHO NORMALLY GET ONE!!!???

Too easy?

Anonymous said...

What, and leave all the illegals out?