Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Good News from last November's Elections!!

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Report: One-fourth of overseas votes go uncounted
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WASHINGTON —

One out of every four ballots requested by military personnel and other Americans living overseas for the 2008 election may have gone uncounted, according to findings being released at a Senate hearing Wednesday.

Sen. Charles Schumer, chairman of the Senate Rules and Administration Committee, said the study, while providing only a snapshot of voting patterns, "is enough to show that the balloting process for service members is clearly in need of an overhaul."

The committee, working with the Congressional Research Service, surveyed election offices in seven states with high numbers of military personnel: California, Florida, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Texas, Washington and West Virginia.

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Yeah, they couldn't find the troops. Or the ships they were on. I guess that pesky GPS stuff was on the fritz.
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Sharpen the guillotines.
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Schteveo wants heads to role!
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15 comments:

BHO said...

We KNOW that all the missing ballots were votes for ME, so since I won anyway, who cares?

Missy said...

Wait a minute did Schumer just say something I agree with?

Schteveo said...

Missy,
THAT was the same thought I had. It's a scary, scary thing agreeing with Little Chucky isn't it?

sfp said...

Well
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Guess nobubby lub me no mo.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

We've been askin' how you are, Poots, with no answer. Nosnorphty loves us.

Anonymous said...

Here's some great hypocrisy from Schumer the Goomer:
"It is unacceptable that bureaucratic snafus could prevent our troops from exercising the very rights they are fighting to protect," Sen. Charles Schumer said in a statement.
However, he is more than willing to curtail their Second Amendment rights when they get back home.

Spider said...

Notice how Chuckie (lens lice) Schumer waited until after the election to say something. The only thing that matters to him is that he got on TV again.

Yo Poots, where ya been man? How ya feelin?

Schteveo said...

Anon,
but aren't the veterans the next great group of terrorists?

(the will be if BOHICA and the Dems keep screwing with them)

(then again, one man's terrorist, is another man's freedom fighter)

Sharpen the guillotines.



Poots,
how's de neck mon?

BOW said...

Some woman from Bloomberg's office called my office today...ha ha hah ah..I spent up to 12 seconds reaming her b4 I slammed the phone down as shye continued her verbal diarrhea

Jimbo said...

Democrats hate the military vote because because the military vote hates democrats.

Democrats hate the military because because the military makes thinking individuals of kids who would otherwise be unthinking democrats.

Democrats hate thinking people because thinking people see the democrats for the worthless lying control-freak idiots they are.

If Charlie 'The Shyster' Schumer said he's going to do something about it he's lying. Charlie 'The Shyster' Schumer never had a truthful utterance in his thieving life. He only says what he thinks people want to hear. He's a shit-stain in Bill Clinton's second-hand underwear. So is his constituency. The penis-sucking wax-haired bastard continually gets caught lying, stealing, and cheating on taxes - and those braindead morons keep re-electing the greezy SOB.

And that's all I got to say about that.

Greetings Engineer/Scientist, Poots, Esq.; keeper of fine (and accurate) hardware. May your projectiles be true to your intended point of impact, each and every one.

Anonymous said...

Was he suffering from projectile disfunction?

Blue said...

so apparently i sent my good suit to the cleaners for no resson

Schteveo said...

NO,No,NO, Anon... He lives in AZ, they have lots of lizards out there, it was probably REPTILE dysfunction.


(I kill ME)

HLF said...

Always looking for reasons why you lost besides the most obvious one.

Your ideas are horrible, your party destroyed the economy and your party leaders are corrupt jackals.

Anonymous said...

Did hlf actually show back up, or did someone just clip & paste one of his old comments? I guess it makes no difference - they're all the same anyway.

Welcome back SFP! We've missed you!

PS - EAT ME!