Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I've got it, we'll "beam" them off the planet!!

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Periodically, some "evil entity" would run amok on the Enterprise, one of them or all of them, and they'd get the "evil entity" to the transporter and they'd beam it off the ship, into a HUGE dispersed cloud of useless sub-atomic pieces.
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Maybe we could beam the useless entities out of D.C., and into the cosmos. Or we could leave this PC planet behind and go space faring.
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Star Trek's Warp Drive: Not Impossible
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The warp drive, one of Star Trek's hallmark inventions, could someday become science instead of science fiction.

Some physicists say the faster-than-light travel technology may one day enable humans to jet between stars for weekend getaways. Clearly it won't be an easy task. The science is complex, but not strictly impossible, according to some researchers studying how to make it happen.

The trick seems to be to find some other means of propulsion besides rockets, which would never be able to accelerate a ship to velocities faster than that of light, the fundamental speed limit set by Einstein's General Relativity.

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Schteveo Tiberius Kirk
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9 comments:

Plinkin Poots said...

I've got a .223 beam.

Anonymous said...

O
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E.A.T......................ME!

Schteveo said...

Bring it.


(BTW...I nominate you as our propulsion engineer)

BOW said...

and you'll come out the other end looking more like Cap't Christopher Pike

Spider said...

What's faster than warp speed? Yobama and the Demoncrats leaving DC when the American people wake up and catch-on to their fascist scams.

Live long and prosper...

srk said...

They need to be cleaned out just like the Klingons around Uranus

Schteveo said...

srk,
uh...EEEEWWWW!!!!!

Spider said...

Hey Steve, notice how Billy is sounding more like a proctologist than a dentist?

BOW said...

Same tube. One end is the entrance, the other the exit