Friday, February 12, 2010

HALLELUJAH !!

For the first time in 60 years, the country is finally cured of "the Kennedy virus" that has caused so much damage to freedom-loving Americans. Hatched from a bootlegger, this socialist family saw themselves as monarchs, with the never-ending help of their worshippers in the MSM, but now they're finished, now that the late Teddy (the killer) Kennedy's son, T K Jr., the drug addict and drunk, "has decided" not to run for re-election.

In spite of the medias attempt to create a rational reason for this useless mutt not running, the real reason is of course, "daddy's not there to protect him any more", and with Scott Brown's incredible win, even little Teddy is sober enough to see the handwriting on the wall. He knows that if he runs for re-election and has to stand on his own two feet, (for the first time ever) without daddy, not only would he probably get creamed, but the truth about his sorted life just might make it out into the public, something daddy stopped from happening.

The only one left is little Joe Kennedy, son of "MM's" other boyfriend, Bobby. (personally, i always thought he was gay) You know Joe. He's the one who does those commercials for his good buddy Hugo Chavez. Joe goes on TV trying to force Hugo's oil on us, while at the same time, giving Hugo a chance to get his hands around our throats. Of course, Joe is also deeply involved in all the standard EnviroNazi scams. Save this. Save that, while he enjoys life at his guarded compound or on one of his sailboats. If you've ever seen Joe speak, it's quite clear he's only an occasional visitor to this planet. But with that kind of bread, i doubt he cares.

So celebrate America, because now we can all feel just a bit more free...

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/11/rep-patrick-kennedy-seek-election-sources-say/?test=latestnews

9 comments:

Schteveo said...

Gee Spider,
it seems kind of nasty to be like that about the Kennedys.

After all my friend, all they did was live like rich people, while telling everyone else to live lower, and to give, give, give. All they did was go to private schools most of us can't afford, surrounded by white, upper-class people, while telling the rest of us that public schools are great and wonderful mixes of diversity. All they did was spend 60 years of the last century and 10 years of this one, telling us that they were in public service for the good of the people, raising taxes and increasing social programs, while they increased the family fortune three fold, and spent millions on accountants FIGHTING down their own tax bills.

Those poor Kennedys!!

Spider said...

How insensitive of me. Sorry.

Jimbo said...

Good riddance.

A thought: If JFK were president today he would be right of 75% of the congress critters in D.C.

Too bad the poor English can't rid themselves of the Wettin family as easily.

FYI - The 'Wettin' name was changed to 'Windsor' during WWI because Wettin sounded "too German".

Too bad. Prince Charlie is always Wettin himself about something or other - the name would fit quite nicely.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! ;-)

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Spider said...

"A thought: If JFK were president today he would be right of 75% of the congress critters in D.C."..... jimbo

Good point. I've always believed his military service was the probable cause for him not being (as) liberal as the rest of his family. He's pretty much the only one, aside from his old man, Joe-the-bootlegger, who got to spend some time in the real world.

Schteveo said...

I gotta tell ya, what you say about JFK is absolutely dead on. IMHO, it's THE single reason you no longer hear modern Democrats use his name. After all, how can you tout being like Jack Kennedy, when your whole, modern, uber-liberal schtick is,
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"...we think you're too damn stupid to do anything for yourself, so ask your country to do it ALL for you!!"
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Which is exactly 180 degrees out from what JFK proposed, remember? Personally I LOVE throwing that one at liberals every chance I get. I've had a couple of them quivering like the head exploding people in that '80s flick, "Scanners".

Anonymous said...

Well, it was either his military service or all those babes.

Jimbo said...

LOL Anon - you nailed it! It had to have been the Babes!

Clinton = the fat chick in the beret
JFK = Marilyn Monroe


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TIGER WOODS FOR PRESIDENT!!!

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