Sunday, March 1, 2009

Bear freezes to death!!! ALGORE blames Global Warming!!!!



After this bear froze to death due to the cold weather caused by global warming, ALGORE, Man-Bear-Pig, PETA, & Greenpeace are demanding that we provide heaters in the Arctic to protect these helpless animals from the freezing temperatures that Global Warming is causing.
After all, without the freezing temperatures that man-made Global Warming is causing these bears would be living in their natural habitat& temperatures....oh wait a minute, never mind.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Al Bore as always can EAT ME!!!! I for one am freezing, WHERE IS THE GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!

Schteveo said...

I'm with Cowpill.

In Raleighwood today, it's colder than Nancy Pelosi's heart watching Limbaugh drowning while being eaten by sand sharks!!

And we're expecting 2 to 6 inches of snow.


I love that Man-Bear-Pig thing. I'm serial!!

Anonymous said...

What don't you understand?

Anonymous said...

No soap.....radio!

Blue said...

Man-Bear-Pig comes from the ALGORE episode of South Park

Blue said...

80 degrees here
no snow expected

Schteveo said...

Blue,
that's why I said, "serial". Al Gore kept saying, "...are you SERIAL...", when people doubted a being that was 1/2 man. 1/2 bear, 1/2 pig.

Funnier still was the episode where the kids crossed over into the land of make believe, and man-bear-pig crosses into reality through the "stargate".

Anonymous said...

yes, I got that. Click my name for the complete Southpark Episode guide and free downloads (legal)

Anonymous said...

I shit treasure

Anonymous said...

We're expecting 8"-12" of snow tonight into Mon. here in the World's Toilet Bowl. (a.k.a. NYC) Maybe global warming is seasonal?

Koasa said...

If Boo Boo would have been able to bring him that pic-a-nic basket, Yogi would still be alive!

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