Wednesday, November 19, 2008

FLASH! This Just In

From The "Information You Can't Live Without" File:

Can you imagine if he had two? We might all be speaking German today!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,454744,00.html

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That might explain his penchant for having his underlings go after other's scrotums.

Schteveo said...

One testicle can still work. I used to work with a guy who bragged that he only had one nut, but that he still had 4 kids.

Anonymous said...

er, Steve. Might I point out that he had one nut, but his wife had four kids.

Schteveo said...

Anon,
you don't need but one to produce SOME swimmers. And trust me, those ugly, little urchins were his kids, or his fathers, as he had no brothers.


( he was also the dirtiest adult I ever knew. this guy looked like he needed a shower, even after he'd showered. he always looked disheveled and he smelled like a wet dog as did his kids you'd think a guy with less male hormone would be less stinky)

Anonymous said...

Since he was married that means he had two nuts!

Anonymous said...

And Missy has the other one.