Monday, November 24, 2008

Look out, liberals, "The Nuge" is back -- locked, cocked, and ready to "rock" your world!

Dear Fellow Conservative:

You don't have to be fan of rock music to love rocker/hunter Ted Nugent. You just have to share the unabashed patriotism and "rock"-solid conservative values that come through in his music and bestselling books.

Now comes the Motor-City Madman's wildest, most politically incorrect book yet. In Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto, "The Nuge" lays out his plan for defending red-blooded, full-throated Americanism against pantywaist politicians, nanny-state judges, and tofu-eating Obamamaniacs -- calling on readers to "Roll up your damn sleeves, sharpen your crowbars, and think hardcore."

Ted, White, and Blue rocketed to #8 on The New York Times bestseller list in its first week of release.

"You're gonna love this!" -- Gov. Mike Huckabee

In your copy of Ted, White, and Blue you'll discover:

  • Why if Ted were a Mexican, he'd start a revolution (and how, since he's not, we can control our own borders)
  • How to put Uncle Sam on a diet (a "waste-watchers program" for Big Government)
  • The Ted Plan for energy independence by 2018 -- how to keep America rockin' into the future
  • How to change the world for the better through the power of God, guns, and rock 'n' roll

11 comments:

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

I was thinking (Oh no!!!) that we could use a little Nugent after all the weeks and months of Wimpbama's campaigning and before the years of his rule. Time to toughen up.

Spider said...

Now that's a guy i could vote for!

Anonymous said...

Democracy in Action

You know what would really piss-off the Democrats?

Bush should resign now.

Then Dick Cheney becomes President (that would really piss-off the liberals)!!

Then he appoints Condoleeza Rice as VP.

Then Cheney resigns two weeks later and Condoleeza Rice, A Republican, becomes the first BLACK - WOMAN President!!!

Schteveo said...

Ted is my favorite wildman.

Anonymous said...

I like dat Nanomuss.

Anonymous said...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article5229613.ece

Of course now after this, they should stick Bushs' dik into a jar full of scorpions cause I don't see the 2 border agents on the list.

A Rapper?........ EAT ME!....sfp

Anonymous said...

President-elect Barack Obama’s transition team is asking potential appointees detailed questions about gun ownership, and firearms advocates aren’t happy about it.

The National Rifle Association has denounced the move, which has already led one Republican senator to consider legislation aimed at ensuring a president can’t use an applicant’s gun ownership status to deny employment.
It’s just one question on a lengthy personnel form — No. 59 on a 63-question list — but the furor over the query is a vivid reminder of the intensity of support for Second Amendment rights and signals the scrutiny Obama is likely to receive from the ever-vigilant gun lobby.
Obama’s transition team declined to go into detail on why they included the question, suggesting only that it was done to ensure potential appointees were in line with gun laws.
“The intent of the gun question is to determine legal permitting,” said one transition aide.
But even some Democrats and transition experts are baffled by the inclusion of the question.

sfp

Jimbo said...

Did anyone see the movie "Beer for My Horses"?

Ted's part was great - prominate but "non-speaking" - at the end he nails a bad guy with a flaming arrow: Priceless! It was hard to believe he had a non-speaking role. After seeing him on Glen Beck it's obvious the guy loves to talk.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Haven't seen the movie. Looks like it's out on video so we'll have to pick it up and check it out. Toby Keith and Ted Nugent in the same movie. Be still my heart! ;-)

Spider said...

The only reason Yomama's team would ask that gun question is so his appointees will look "clean" when he launches his anti-gun campaign.

Anonymous said...

The Dept Of Defense briefed the president - elect this morning, they told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq .

To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from OBAMA's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'