"If I was a little bigger, I'd eat YOU rather than your chickens!"
Wile E.
Coyotes, like liberals, are always after a free, easy meal.
Dead coyotes along fence an old warning sign, official says
By David C. Doolittle Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 04:44 PM
Readers are reporting that a pack of dead coyotes has been strung along a fence on RM 12 between San Marcos and Wimberley.
Such a sight may be shocking to residents of bedroom communities in the area, but it is an old practice that farmers and ranchers used to warn others that predators are in the area, said Bryan Davis, a Hays County agriculture and natural resource agent.
Jimbo says bullshit! The reason you hang a dead coyote on your fence is to show off to your neighbor. It's a "lookie-here! I got one!" statement, not a "predator warning". Everyone knows they're there - they're ALWAYS there! I think this agricultural and natural resource agent must be a city boy who's been fed a line and swallowed it.
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Our great nation was founded by a collection of men who envisioned a new nation, one conceived in liberty, a nation willing to accept the huddled masses that arrive on our shores...legally. They fought an uphill battle for our liberty during the American Revolution, and won. They drafted two of the most important documents in modern history.
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Last I checked, trillions of dollars have been given to rich capitalists in the form of bailouts. Welfare for the wealthy, so to speak.
And as we all know, conservatives dominate that crowd.
Isn't it also true that coyotes shun an area where a coyote is rotting? I mean that may be an old wives tale but that's what I've heard a number of times.
And what is that awful buzzing sound? Like flies on a honey bucket.
Those flys are around Pelosis' nasty Scum Bucket in her drawers.
And don't tell me about Coyotes. The local pack woke me up the last 3 nites around midnite. It's just time that the pups born last spring are joining the hunt and when they first gather before they head down to the golf course they yip like crazy cause their so happy to get out with the adults. They come over from the Tonto national Forest which is right behind me and come down a wash next to my house.
Poots, Why don't you shoot 'em and hang 'em from you fence?
HLF, Where you been? Funny. You disappear then come back to post on Jimbo's blog. "Last I checked, trillions of dollars have been given to rich capitalists in the form of bailouts. Welfare for the wealthy, so to speak." By liberals. They are the ones who want to be responsible for saving these jobs, against the better judgment of most of us. Look at Pelosi, for example.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/business/stories.nsf/manufacturingtechnology/story/DACD0128C4832EC8862574FF0017ABEC?OpenDocument
"And Pelosi also indicated the industry would need to keep its environmental promises as well."
Jimbo's right about why the animals were hung-up on fences. It was also to show how these animals, (along with Wolves) were considered pests and slaughtered. Me? I'd have hung-up some farmers and ranchers on my fence.
When people choose to develope and live in an area that for centuries was wild, they have no right to complain about the wildlife!
If we do that to HLF / Abu, will it keep the scum sucking liberals away?
Spider;
I am not sure it is a complaint. It is an old farmer's tale that if you hang up coyotes and let them rot, more coyotes won't come around.
My guess is it just attracts them as they come in to eat the fresher dead coytes, but hey, try talking sense into a guy that's convinced.
As far as moving into an area where there is wildlife, we've done it for millenia, and we've controlled that wildlife via population reduction since mankind's founding. It's what we do. New York City was once wildland dominated by wolves and bears. We ran them off, and built a city. This is no different, although i always disagree with the public display of and flaunting of dead critters, because it gives all us hunters a bad name. Soem folks just don't want to see that, and I respect that.
As far as coyotes, don't concern yourself with their survival, they're doing just fine. Here in Washington State, we can't seem to kill them fast enough. Season open year round, no bag limit, and despite this, the population is still growing.
Oh, and the coyote in the OP is not snarling, he's yawning.
When I was but a wee lass growing up in the Republic of Texas there lived a man in the fair city of Sardis who toiled for Clark Equipment [fork lift mfg.] Co. My father used to buy used parts for his front-end loader-equipped tractor from this guy. The fellow owned a HUGE dog named Beau who regularly tangled with the plentiful coyote population on the Ellis-Johnson County line. Normally, a dog is but an appetizer for a coyote. Not Beau. The last time I was out there with my dad, [about 1959] Beau was pretty cut up from his latest title defense against the coyotes, but there lay the bloodied bodies of his latest challengers behind the barn. A bunch of classmates and I borrowed Beau to search for the locally famous, "Monster that lurked along Bell Branch." We never saw the monster. Likely, he had heard that Beau was looking for him. Beau retired as the undefeated champ and lived to be the Methuselah of the dog world, dying in his sleep at the ripe old age of 20.
1 on 1 a Rotty, Dobie or Shepherd would make short work of a coyote. They're not that big, but a large pack is a different story.
Am I lib or a muslim? make up your mind.
I can't be both. I mean, what's more conservative than a religeous fanatic living in the 14th century?
Taliban are Marxists (like Barry Hussein Obamination), that's how, you Porcine Fellitio Machine.
Hey, Mr. Snorphty...
Beau was a Mastiff...weighed about 220 pounds and looked like a locomotive with a mouthful of butcher knives. He wasn't vicious toward humans; just didn't like coyotes.
So now I'm a Taliban who blows pigs. I get it:
I'm a muslim
Muslims think pigs are unclean
so me blowing a pig should be a big insult.
You're pretty clever Poot.
According to dictionary.com Poot is another word for fart.
Poot can refer to:
Poot Carr, a fictional character on the HBO drama The Wire played by actor Tray Chaney
Poot! (comics) A 1980s British adult comic
Eduardo Avelino Magaña Poot (born 1984), Mexican archer
Slang for Flatulence
A pet in My Teacher is an Alien
Pootie Poot, George W. Bush's nickname for Vladimir Putin
Marcel Poot, Belgian classical music composer
Poots is an aerospace engineer who also attended medical school; so his intelligence is not in question. But, I am certain he can defend himself quite well.
Annie,
I'm sure Fart Boy can defend himself. I've just never seen him do it intelligently.
Unless you think beastiality comments are the measure of how smart somebody is.
"Poots is an aerospace engineer who also attended medical school"
And I'm a samuri who works for the CIA...
Does he ride a unicorn to work?
Abu- You're a queer, muslim left-wing commie piece of pig excrement. In other words, French!
srk and Poot must have went to college together.
I didn't went to college
I R kolledge dat went me 2, Abu.
and 'Poot' transcends any dictionary categorization. It is a Gestaltian imbuement, inexplicable and as elusive... yet obvious as the depth in truth of the I Ching.
Incomprehensible to mere mortals and Porcine Fellitio machines alike....."To Poot" is NOT a verb.
capeesh?
Have you guys figured out that Abu isn't a liberal or a muslim yet? And when did he say anything to get your panties all bunched up like they are? So far, he's done nothing but make good, salient points and defend himself against some pretty low, gutter insults being thrown his way.
Lighten up a bit, he may possibly be alright...
(trial by fire, hazing....)
I wanna see his resume first
Annie,
I'm sure Fart Boy can defend himself. I've just never seen him do it intelligently.
Unless you think beastiality comments are the measure of how smart somebody is.
And I'm a samuri who works for the CIA...
Does he ride a unicorn to work?
And, yet...
You wonder why you command no respect?
ABU?
HLF?
Three letter monikers, populated by mouthy clowns. Coincidence?
I think not.
Goober,
That coyote is NOT yawning. It's laughing at an "agricultural and natural resource agent".
Steve - He also calls himself "Dino". He can call himself anything he likes - we all know him as "Dipshit".
"agricultural and natural resource agent".
Who is obviously a douchebag who is probably the son of some politico in the local government and was given his job, not because he knew a damn thing, but because he got squirted out from between the right pair of legs. I got it. And yes, he is so totally wrong and stupid on this I can't even begin...
But the coyote is really yawning. I've seen them do it a hundred times through my rifle scope, right before I put a 70 grain hollowpoint into their forehead out of my single shot .243.
I shot one with my 300 winchester magnum this year. It was running away at about 150 yards, I shot it offhand. Hit it in the back of the head with a 190 grain Hornady interlock moving at 3000 feet per second (I was hunting elk at the time). Never did find any pieces of it's head. Just kind of a bloody stump at his neck and a flap of skin with one ear attached to it.
Didn't see any elk, either. Wonder why.
Oh Jimbo, you're my hero!
xoxo,
Dino
You Fascist Piece of Sheeeeeitt.
It's gettin weird 'round here! God help ya'll if i let my alter-ego out!
capeesh?
As one who spent time in Sheepshead Bay [Bklyn], Manhattan and listened with rapt attention to the overheard conversations of the various wise guys and mustache Petes sitting outside their social clubs drinking espresso in tiny cups, the word is: Capish, from the Italian: 'tu capisci [Do you understand?, Do I make myself clear?].
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