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LAGOS (Reuters) – Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.
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Oh give me a break! Seriously! These people are living in the Middle Ages! Holy cow - how crazy is this? Can people be so backwards in the year of our Lord 2009?? I mean - NO self respecting goat would be caught DEAD in a Mazda! THEY DRIVE DODGE RAMS! Sheesh. Those Nigerians are dumb. Seriously!
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Passed on by your serious friend, Jimbo.
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8 comments:
Ironically, Nigeria is the source of a lot of computer scams!
& the source of some of our politicians; no wait, that's Kenya
This is baaaaaad news. These vigilantes might decide to have some cabrito!
Holy Cow! This really gets my goat.
We were hoping you wouldn't say that.
That looks like my daaaaaaaaad!
I'm Innocent!
OT, I am being in possessing of large amount of currency in my bank, of which I am President of, which is not being claimed by peoples. I am liking to present to you with this opportunity to gain much funds by only providing to me with your banking information to facilitate funds transferring.
Honesty!
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