Didja ever notice that the penis burners / pecker smashers / crank cutt'er off'ers are always from 3rd world countries?
I don't remember even one instance of a "Peggy Sue Smith" of Omaha, Nebraska or Clear Lake, Iowa offing or setting fire to hubby's pee pee. I guess 'merican women prefer the cutting to be metaphorical and symbolic. Cutting hubby out of half his hard earned stuff must feel better than cutting off his God given "stuff".
7 comments by Adam Sneed - Jan. 6, 2009 09:47 AM The Arizona Republic
A Phoenix jewelry store owner stopped two robbers Monday by shooting them as they smashed open his display cabinet, according to police.
Gregory Mills, 24, and Jason Buckingham, 27, reportedly went to the jewelry store at 16456 N. 32nd St. shortly before 2 p.m. Monday to sell a watch. The owner, 61, told the men that he could not purchase the watch because it was missing some links, police said.
Both men left the store but returned about 10 minutes later. Police believe the pair pepper sprayed the owner in the face and one of them used a metal baton to smash open a jewelry display case.
The store owner then pulled out a handgun from his pocket and fired several rounds at the men, hitting them each once, apparently in self-defense, police said.
The owner then held the suspects at gunpoint until police arrived.
All three men sustained minor injuries in the incident, according to police. Both suspects were taken to a local hospital for treatment. Mills was later released and booked into jail and Buckingham was not yet booked, police said.
Police said the store owner was not being charged with a crime because investigators determined he acted in self-defense.
StenosisPoot, I'm talking about your jealous wife hopefully not burning your pee pee when you are out of it while they hack through your neck. Uh....Does that make sense?
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Didja ever notice that the penis burners / pecker smashers / crank cutt'er off'ers are always from 3rd world countries?
I don't remember even one instance of a "Peggy Sue Smith" of Omaha, Nebraska or Clear Lake, Iowa offing or setting fire to hubby's pee pee. I guess 'merican women prefer the cutting to be metaphorical and symbolic. Cutting hubby out of half his hard earned stuff must feel better than cutting off his God given "stuff".
I don't think that's gonna make him feel secure.
Kinky.................
...through the Vatican?
Cheese line must be extra long today
I'm not having surgery tomorrow, just seeing the neurosurgeon to look at the various surgical possibilities and maybe set a date.
In any case, if she come for me, she gonna need a chain saw.
Good catch Shteve-o, that's where it came from.
I don't eat gov't cheese
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,476684,00.html
Jewelry store owner shoots 2 suspected robbers
7 comments by Adam Sneed - Jan. 6, 2009 09:47 AM
The Arizona Republic
A Phoenix jewelry store owner stopped two robbers Monday by shooting them as they smashed open his display cabinet, according to police.
Gregory Mills, 24, and Jason Buckingham, 27, reportedly went to the jewelry store at 16456 N. 32nd St. shortly before 2 p.m. Monday to sell a watch. The owner, 61, told the men that he could not purchase the watch because it was missing some links, police said.
Both men left the store but returned about 10 minutes later. Police believe the pair pepper sprayed the owner in the face and one of them used a metal baton to smash open a jewelry display case.
The store owner then pulled out a handgun from his pocket and fired several rounds at the men, hitting them each once, apparently in self-defense, police said.
The owner then held the suspects at gunpoint until police arrived.
All three men sustained minor injuries in the incident, according to police. Both suspects were taken to a local hospital for treatment. Mills was later released and booked into jail and Buckingham was not yet booked, police said.
Police said the store owner was not being charged with a crime because investigators determined he acted in self-defense.
I LOVE IT.
Hey Schteveo - how about Lorena Bobbit????
Shw was an all-American girl when she wacked off John Wayne's Bobbit's wee-wee!!!
do all y'all recall that after John Wayne had it sewn back on, he became a porn star?
Oh....My bad Woody. I don't know that I would feel that good about having surgery then.
I'm not having a 'Woodectomy' SeaBug, the sharp bits doing the cutting will be at a safe distance, well if you call hacking through my neck 'safe'.
No! No! No!
Lorena was born in Ecuador.
StenosisPoot,
I'm talking about your jealous wife hopefully not burning your pee pee when you are out of it while they hack through your neck. Uh....Does that make sense?
but Lorena lived in Manassas VA and once cut my hair (before she was married)
I knew a nurse that worked for the surgeon that sewed it back on.
I used to give guided tours to the field where the dis-member part was found
Lorena Bobbitt to Jefrey Dahmer: You gonna eat that?
Didja ever notice that the penis burners / pecker smashers / crank cutt'er off'ers are always from 3rd world countries?
That's because, my darling...
it's the upstanding examples of third world manhood who still practice the barbarism of female circumcision.
Sounds like something my ex-wife would do, which is why i slept with one eye open and a fire extinguisher in my hand.
I sleep with one eye open and "something else" in my hand...
:-)
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