Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Psalm 2009 - 2013

Obama is my shepherd.
I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall not go hungry.
Obama has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my income.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
The Democrats and I will live forever in a rented home.
But I am glad that I am an American,
I am glad that I am free.
I wish I was a dog and Obama was a tree.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

This from the asshole who claims to be independently wealthy.

Poor thing.

Blue said...

I don't claim to be independently wealthy, I am independently wealthy!!

Even Obama's economic policies can't break me.

Did you ever notice that when Obama giver a speech or releases some policy statement, the DOW drops the next day???

Anonymous said...

now Ise gona fix da health care, the sames ways I fixed the economies!!!!

bow downs before me, all youse honkies

nerd said...

This from the asshole who claims to be independently wealthy.

Poor thing.


Ladies and gentlemen, behold the self-described liberal in his natural state; profane, insulting, ignorant and narcissistic.

Anonymous said...

Nice job Blue! (LOL)

Just ignore the liberal puke.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Blue, You done with jury duty?

Jimbo said...

Good one Blue! Two thumbs up!

As much as I detest hip-hop - someone should put that to a Rap "tune" on YouTube.

Some dude in a three-piece suit 'rapping' it on a golf course.

LOL!

Hey - HLF - don't call people an "asshole" when you don't even know them. That could get you hurt. Would you call Blue an asshole to his face? I bet not, coward. I'll call you a twat-head to your face. I'm not a keyboard-coward like you. What's your address? I'll give you mine if you'd rather come here.

What say you? There's not a person here (other than you) who wouldn't say anything on this blog that they wouldn't say to that person face to face.

You a coward? I'm calling you out. Say it to our face. Hey - I'm a semi-old man and I'll come unarmed. What say you, hmmm?

(And yes, just FYI - I do have a very complete record of every insult, every slur, and every inciting remark you've made both here and at Moonbattery. So no jury in the free world would convict me of assault.)

Yes or no - are you willing to belittle us face to face, or are you just a stinking keyboard bully? Hmmm?

Schteveo said...

A very cogent and spot on psalm Padre Azule.


nerd,
you've hit the spot also. HLT never comments without an insult. I've yet to figure out just what he brings to any discussion. I'm still for blocking the annoying noise.

However, I see Jimbo has joined my idea of wanting to stomp this insulting dickhead into a mud hole and walk him dry. Good on ya'.

Jimbo, like you, I don't think HLT would ever have the nerve to be like this in public. Spinelessness seems to go hand-in-hand with liberality.

Anonymous said...

The market dropped 6000 points when bush was President.

I hope you're all losing your asses. Your 401s, your houses, the kids' college fund. I know they're dopping in value like a rock.

That's what you get for voting republican all those years!

I live in DC. Big White House on Pennsylvania Avenue. Come climb the fence around my house. Bring your precious guns.

Blue said...

after just 8 hrs of deliberation the jury voted 8-4, so the judge ruled a mistrial & the scumbag walked.

8 people voted not guilty because they had expected the District Attorney to to present evidence the way they do on TV......

Blue said...

oh & eat me, HLF

Schteveo said...

Typical,


"I hope you're all losing your asses. Your 401s, your houses, the kids' college fund. I know they're dopping in value like a rock."



This is what people voted to keep here? Class envy, hatred and the moral compass of a 4 y/o who's lost his Elmo doll?

Schteveo said...

wrong button alert!!

BTW, liberal goofball, if the stocks bottom out, liberals will also lose their houses, the kids' college fund, and their stocks will drop too. There is no separate economy for non-conservatives.

Dickhead.

Anonymous said...

It's worth losing everything to see republicans destroyed by the system they support and the ideology they adhere to.

After all, we liberals are all poor welfare recipients anyway. Not far to fall, right?

Anonymous said...

QUOTABLE QUOTES
“Wallow too much in sensitivity as liberals do and you can't deal with life, reality, or the truth." – Neal Boortz

Anonymous said...

Sharon Jasper has been victimized. Sharon Jasper has been rabidly wronged. She has become a Section 8 care case -- the victim of ever changing public housing policies.

Sharon Jasper has spent 57 of her 58 years dedicated to one cause and one cause only, and has nothing to show for her dedicated servitude. She has lived in Section 8 housing all but 1 of her 58 years. It was a legacy passed down from her parents who moved into Section 8 housing in 1949 when she was six months old. She has passed the legacy down to her children, but fears they may have to get jobs to pay for the utilities and deposits.

She laments about her one year hiatus from the comfort of her Section 8 nirvana, ' I tried it for a year -- you know, working and all. It's not anything I would want to go through again, or wish on anyone in my family, but I am damn proud of that year.'
Sharon was moved out of her St. Bernard housing project after hurricane Katrina and into a new, yet albeit, substandard quarterage. Her new Section 8 home, it is repugnant and not suitable for someone of Sharon Jasper's seniority status in the system. 'Don't be fooled by them hardwood floors,' says Sharon. 'They told me they were putting in scraped wood floors cause it was more expensive and elegant, but I am not a fool -- that was just a way to make me take scratched up wood because I am black. The 60 inch HD TV? It may look nice but it is not a plasma. It's not a plasma because I'm black. Now they want me to pay a deposit and utilities on this dump.' 'Do you know why?'

She has held her tongue in silence through the years of abuse by the system, but it came to a head at the New Orleans city council meeting where discussions were under way about the tearing down of the St. Bernard projects. When a near riotous exchange between groups opposing the tearing down of St. Bernard and groups wanting the dilapidated buildings torn down and newer ones built, Sharon unleashed verbal hell with her once silenced tongue. The object of her oratory prowess was an acquiescent poor white boy in attendance. The context of her scathing rebuke was, 'Just because you pay for my house, my car, my big screen and my food, I will not be treated like a slave!' and 'Back up and Shut up! Shut up, white boy! Shut up, white boy!'

Recapping from the mental log of the city council minutes in her head, Sharon repines, 'Our families have been displaced all over the United States. They are being forced to commit crimes in cities they are unfamiliar with. It is a very uncomfortable situation for them. Bring them back, then let's talk about redevelopment.' Sharon directs the reporter's attention across the street to Duncan Plaza where homeless people are living in tents and states that, 'I might do better out there with one of these tents.' She further lamented her sentiments about her situation, 'I might be poor, but I don't have to live poor.'

nerd said...

The market dropped 6000 points when bush was President.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average was up 83.63 points (1.15%) during the period from January 21, 2001 to January 21, 2009. Perhaps a little research would be in order before you make a fool of yourself once again.

I hope you're all losing your asses. Your 401s, your houses, the kids' college fund. I know they're dopping in value like a rock.

Thanks for your good wishes but that is simply another example of your narcissistic wish projection. Most of us had the foresight to diversify our portfolios into bonds and fixed income before this happened.


That's what you get for voting republican all those years!

Again, more moronic assumptions and generalizations. For whom did I vote in the elections of 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004 and 2008? President Obama wrote a book entitled The Audacity of Hope. If you had the intelligence to write a book, the title would likely be The Mendacity of Idiocy

I live in DC. Big White House on Pennsylvania Avenue. Come climb the fence around my house. Bring your precious guns.

More infantlie delusions of grandeur. Your moral compass is so screwed up that I'm amazed that you can find your way home. Your intellectual grasp of the process and practice of governance is non-existent. You wouldn't make a wart on a politicians ass.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Blue, I'm sorry to hear about your jury duty!

Jimbo, I see HLF continues to be a coward... Hiding behind the president's skirt.

nerd said...

It's worth losing everything to see republicans destroyed by the system they support and the ideology they adhere to.

You continue to show your ignorance of the difference between the ideology of conservatism and the performance of President Bush. I realize that to discern the difference between ideology and performance one would necessarily be required to use one's critical thinking skills and exhibit some grasp of the concept of abstract reasoning. Evidently, you possess neither. I can understand almost any action one would take save acting against one's own and his country's best interests. That is the definition of self destructive, egomanical stupidity.

Anonymous said...

Actually, HLF, when Bush came into office in 2001, the DJIA was about 10,500. When he left it was about 8000. That is only a 2500 point decline overall.

However, the DJIA was about 12,500 when the Dems took over congress in 2007. Since then, its dropped 5000 points.

Anonymous said...

Nerd,

Just read your post. Our numbers don't seem to match.

Let me double check mine...

Anonymous said...

Here is a weekly chart since the beginning of time...

http://www.nyse.tv/dow-jones-industrial-average-history-djia.htm

nerd said...

I did an index search in about 10 seconds, Abu. The actual numbers could be wrong, but the fact remains that the DJIA was up a few points during President Bush's terms in office.

Anonymous said...

Just a few trend numbers picked out of the NYSE data posted by Abu

Date DOW
01/02/01 10,646
01/05/07 12,398
10/09/07 14,164
09/26/08 11,143
01/16/09 8,281

David L

Schteveo said...

"It's worth losing everything to see republicans destroyed by the system they support and the ideology they adhere to."


That is so sick I'm not sure how to approach it.




Sharon Jasper is real, her story, as portrayed here is partially true.

Snopes.com

Oh, and Snopes has a picture of her "slum".

Anonymous said...

The market was 14,000 then dropped to 8000 while bush was Prez.

Even using his beginning to end is a 2500 point loss.

Clinton? 3200 to 10,500.

Using your logic, the rise from 12,000 to 14,000 in 2007 was BECAUSE dems took Congress, right?

You people are so deluded. It's getting amusing.

nerd said...

The market was 14,000...

To which it rose during his term.

Using your logic, the rise from 12,000 to 14,000 in 2007 was BECAUSE dems took Congress, right?

You people are so deluded. It's getting amusing.


Again, boy, your moral compass is so monumentally screwed up, your intelligence so low and your ego so out of control that you would not recognize amusing were it to bite you.

Anonymous said...

Well, was it the democrats gaining control of Congress that made the market go up?

Or maybe it was just the republicans being ejected?

nerd said...

Well, was it the democrats gaining control of Congress that made the market go up?

No, that scenario is disqualified according to your own brand of logic (with sincere apologies to Aristotle) because whatever happens during a president's watch is attributable to him and him alone.

Or maybe it was just the republicans being ejected?

That could possibly be the case. Since I am and have been since 1966 a registered Democrat, it makes no difference to me.

nerd said...

Oh, and the current housing crisis is opening new investment markets. I've been buying some of the local banks' bad residential mortgage debt for $020-$.40 on the dollar. They're more than willing to part with it to get the liability off their books. I can offer the homeowner a new mortgage based on the reduced value of the house and still make a profit. I guess I'm a humanitarian like Jimmy Carter.

Anonymous said...

You're a registered nutcase.

nerd said...

You're a registered nutcase.

The Liberal Mantra: When you have exhausted your minute cache of knowledge and your infinitessimally small IQ, call your opponent names.