Thursday, February 5, 2009

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is this Poots?
click my blow up doll

15 comments:

Schteveo said...

WHY in a parking lot?

Anonymous said...

He said it wasn't worth getting a room since they both had leaks.

Schteveo said...

No leaks thanks, that's what got that rapper R. Kelly in trouble.

Heidi said...

Schteveo -

Why in a parking lot? Don't you take your girlfriend (wife) out in public and show her off? Don't you want people to be jealous of what you have? And methinks he's a bit of an exhibitionist.

Sad, that that's the best he can do.

Schteveo said...

I do take Mrs Schteveo out. But we don't wear our assless chaps or take the whips, chains, gags and butt plugs when we go!!

Schteveo said...

Wait, I may have said too much.

Anonymous said...

If she has leaks, bring her to the plastic surgeon

Blue said...

If I start a new post every time an Obama nominee gets caught with a tax problem, thats all we'll have here

so I'll just but this here

another one bites the dust

Rush said: HA HA HA........

Anonymous said...

Supreme Ginsburg hospitalized with pancreatic cancer...

Well - The Empty O will get his first shot at a Supreme. At least he'll only be replacing a liberal with a liberal rather than a conservative with a liberal.

Anonymous said...

I don't wish this upon anyone. I won't sink to the liberal's level.

Anonymous said...

Man could get up to two years in jail if convicted of condom thefts
By Claire Osborn | Thursday, February 5, 2009, 03:43 PM

A man accused of stealing three boxes of condoms at a CVS drugstore on South Congress Avenue may have to spend up to two years in jail if convicted.

Michael Wayne Nichols, 49, was charged with state jail felony theft.

A drugstore employee saw Nichols conceal three boxes of “Trojan-ez” latex condoms and leave without paying for them on Tuesday, according to the arrest warrant. The condoms were worth $17.97. The offense is a state jail felony theft because Nichols has two prior theft convictions.
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Huh??? Why would someone steal something the government gives away? Two priors - he's obviously a genious anyway. I bet he was wearing an Obama T-Shirt.

Anonymous said...

Nah, he's probably Polish.

Spider said...

So Heidi, if you're getting it on in a parking lot, is that for the viewing pleasure of others? Hmmm...

Heidi said...

No, it would be because the parties (or party) in this case get off on letting others see, and are under the mistaken impression that others WANT to see.

There's a big difference between flaunting your good luck in partners by holding her around the waist while you walk around the mall and, um, what this guy was doing.

I suppose it COULD be for your viewing pleasure.... if you're into that sort of thing.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

Note the disclaimer.