India to launch cow urine as soft drink
Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.
The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.
Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".
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12 comments:
...we will not eat the sacred cow, but we will drink his pee!!!
Take THAT Outback!!!
People in America have been drinking HORSE urine for decades.
It's called "Schlitz".
I think I'm gonna toss the cookies over this one.
This is disgusting!!!
Anon,
I thought it was called Bud?
ewww....
Isn't that what we call Miller Beer?
Can you imagine the marketing opportunities?
They should market it in America as...
"Flat Rock".
"Try a splash of Flat Rock today!"
HA! I kill me!
"Fruit of the Bovine"
Organic!
100% natural from only free-range cows. Non-Pasturized! *snicker*
No artificial colors or flavors!
HEY!
Who added the picture to my post?
:-<
I like it. :->
Does it come in diet?
Hey Lady-Bug, where's the bottom of the picture?
Hey Jimbo, Thanks for the "Shakespeare Insult Kit". Let's see... Thou loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig.... I shall use it when making references to our favorite liberal.
Did Annie McPhee add the picture? I bet she did. :-)
Spidey, It...I mean they're off limits. :-)
Sorry Jimbo, it was me. I couldn't see how to add a picture to a comment but I thought it went great with your post.
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