This is the way a real survivor show should be done...
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay," "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
Listen, boobs are nice, but that's just ridiculous!! Unless she owns an orphanage. They should be proportional to the rest of the body, not look like appendages.
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I tried to scroll down to the other threads but the picture 'wedged' on my toolbar.
That looks like a photo-manipulated picture of someone's butt.
She's not C-Bug, but she IS a KKK-Bug!!
Make that a 38KKK-Bug!
Wow!! White supremacist breasts!
Hi Missy
She may think they are great now, but later in life she will suffer from back pain.
I thought this was the woman with the biggest boobs in the world?
http://gollygeeez.blogspot.com/2009/01/condi-and-them.html
What a P-I-G hog! Her biggest problems are not in her bra, but in her head!
Survivor - Mexas
This is the way a real survivor show should be done...
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay," "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
Listen, boobs are nice, but that's just ridiculous!! Unless she owns an orphanage. They should be proportional to the rest of the body, not look like appendages.
(personally, I'm an ass man)
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