Thursday, January 8, 2009

Calling VP Al Gore, Nobel Prize winning AL GORE!!

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Global Warming huh Al?
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JUNEAU, Alaska - Ted Johnson planned on using a set of logs to a build a cabin in Alaska's interior. Instead he'll burn some of them to stay warm.

Extreme temperatures - in Johnson's case about 60 below zero - call for extreme measures in a statewide cold snap so frigid that temperatures have grounded planes, disabled cars, frozen water pipes and even canceled several championship cross country ski races.

Alaskans are accustomed to subzero temperatures but the prolonged conditions have folks wondering what's going on with winter less than a month old.

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Yeah, yeah, I know. Extreme cold PROVES global warming. I guess it also follows that if there's food in the grocery, that I'll be hungry again tomorrow.
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Stevearino

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ice Age 3 is coming July 2009

Schteveo said...

...sounds like it's already hit Alaska.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ice Age 3 is coming July 2009.


"Anonymous", my left...foot.
That's BOW, the SRK.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Ice Age 3, the movie?

Anonymous said...

when we are covered with ice, women who can chew blubber, will be highly valued

Anonymous said...

Speaking of ice, does anybody know if they are going to do another season of "Ice Road Truckers". That show is great! Oh those crazy Canucks!

Anonymous said...

Stop global warming!
Release hdyroflourocarbons!

We were actually saving the planet then they made us get rid of freon.

Harumph.

Anonymous said...

I know! It has always been so disturbing to me to see all those cans, bottles, boxes, etc with the international no CFC sign on them. I'm being discriminated against! Isn't there someone I can sue! Maybe I'll call BHO and see what he can do for me!

Anonymous said...

P.S. I'm glad you guys haven't banned the CFC's here!

Spider said...

I think you're right Stevie, global warming will become the cause of deep freezes. Notice how fat Al is never around when we're in a brutal cold spell? As far as the EnviroNazi's are concerned, the average American is so dumb they'll buy the idea. And i agree.

Anonymous said...

EnviroNazi is so last century.

I think we should call them EnviroJihadists!

Anonymous said...

Sorry. Algore is not currently available. He's busy stashing away his many millions and quietly blending in to the background like a Hamas terrorist who knows he is about to be discovered.

Anonymous said...

and...

Up your nose with a rubber hose!

Annie said...

Abu...

Ice Road Truckers was one of my favorites. I cannot imagine driving a tractor-trailer over a frozen lake at -40 degrees.

Schteveo said...

I like Ice Road Truckers too. I keep watching, hoping all along, that someone will take a crow bar to Hugh "The Polar Bear" Roland. That guy is a mouthy prick.

But if it's globally warm, they can't shoot the show.

Jimbo said...

Ice Road Truckers...

I've driven a pickup on the Arctic Ocean (well, technically the Beaufort Sea) while working at Prudhoe Bay - it's one of those things that I can say I've done that most other people haven't. I can honestly say that it was... a very odd feeling - hard to describe - sort of dreamy/out-of-body experience; huge pressure ridges on either side of a 300' wide smooth-bladed road... definitely WEIRD.

Spider said...

LOL. And i thought i was the only one watching that show! Apparently it's gone. Maybe reality shows aren't supposed to contain that much reality.

Anonymous said...

I think we were all waiting for one to go through, and when it didn't happen, we all said, "meh."

Kinda like NASCAR. :-)