So here's the question for today. What happens when the word gets out that someone is giving free money away? And when that someone is Uncle Sam, just about everybody knows that it will not only be free money, but easy money, like in, we won't ever have to pay it back. Here's my sob story, now where's my cash! The hundreds of Billions that have been given away to Wall St. and Detroit have absolutely no strings attached. They don't have to tell anyone what they're doing, or plan to do, with our money. And because of that fact, the line of "moochers" is growing longer by the day. In fact, as this story illustrates, it's now becoming an obvious insult to taxpayers.
I predict that before this mess is over, assuming it will be over, just about everybody will get their piece of this massive new welfare program. Everybody that is, except the people who's money is being given away. That's you and me! The United Suckers of Amerika!
Here's another question. Do you believe the American people have a breaking point, and if so, what is it?
http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/economy/adult-entertainment-industry-wants-bailout/
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American Express and GMAC have jumped through all the regulatory hoops to become commercial banks. The reason? So they can share in the TARP [bailout] funds.
From The Wild Minds At PIG:
Wham, Bam, Where’s My Bailout Man?
If you’re not already convinced that this bailout bull crap has charged headlong into the Twilight Zone, get over it. The bankers got a cut of the action. The automakers got a cut of the action. The fishwraps think they deserve a piece of the taxpayer funded action. The airlines, plus officials representing various American cities and states want their turn at the taxpayer funded bailout trough. Not breaking news? We agree, but we’re just about to hit that ‘Now Entering the Twilight Zone’ boundary marker.
Two top booty business dogs, Larry "Hustler" Flynt and Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis, made their pitch for a - TA DA - porn industry bailout at the just concluded Adult Video News (AVN) Adult Entertainment Expo. They followed it up by a joint request to the Capitol Hill Clown Posse.
Thus sayeth former jailbird, Joe Francis:
"Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration."
Thus sayeth mister personality, Larry Flynt:
"People are too depressed to be sexually active. This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."
A porn industry bailout? What’s next? A drug dealer bailout? The only people who really deserve a bailout are the ones who will be stuck with the bill for all this two-fisted Nanny State largesse: American taxpayers
Did someone say FREE CHEESE?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Where's the line?
There's that same annoying buzzing sound again!
Joe Fracis went to jail because under-aged girls with fake IDs let him take pictures of their hooties. He's still an idiot if he thinks he should get a dime.
Who's next? The sex toy industry of course. If no one's buying porn, it's a no brainer that no dildos, vibrators or butt plugs are being sold. However, plenty of lube is being sold to anyone who understands what Pres.-elect BOHICA is about to do to us.
Geez, I thought
'Porcine Fellatio Machine'
had a rather zippy kind of ring to it whilst being rather pithy and to the point.
PFM Brother Poots? I thought "pfm" had WHOLE 'nother meaning to engineers.
There is too much free porn on the internet to make magazines and DVDs viable anymore. Just like print newspapers.
Buying a porno movie is just like getting married...
You stuck looking at the same ass every night.
And I'm not this guy:
http://imamhasankhalil.wordpress.com/
I got my name from this:
http://www.tv.com/welcome-back-kotter/the-deprogramming-of-arnold-horshack/episode/11945/summary.html
I figured all of you old timers were big Kotter fans.
What happens when there's no more money in your country, or is that not possible?
then we tax the people of last resort - our elected congressmen and women
They did this as a means of satire. They don't expect to get any money. They are showing that these others should not be getting it either.
I don't think the 2 of you have been properly introduced....hlf meet abu
Kotter et al were GAY
anon,
it is in fact possible for the money to "run out". More precisely, it gets so devalued that it becomes worthless. It's called Hyperinflation.
I know that Wikipedia is often rife with inaccuracies, but this one looks pretty good. There is also a list of examples. The one that I went looking for was the Weimar Republic in Germany in the 1920's. It was the economics in Germany that lead to Hitler and the Nazis taking power.
click my name for the article
It's "Horshak Meets Horseshit"!
I can't wait to see this!
Steve,
Mr. Bug is currently reading The Weimar Republic to see how closely history repeats itself.
Spidey,
I'm already at a breaking point. The SOB's take my money and do what I don't want with it.
The porn industry is better than the NYT. At least people hide it in their sock drawer or under their mattress. The NYT gets thown away. Why bail the NYT out?
(Glenn Beck)
Muslim BusterPoot said...
Kotter et al were GAY
I guess you would know. You probably have a PhD in "homesexual detection" and did your thesis on "closet gays in '70s sitcoms"
horshack is checking his gaydar
Horshack is a very old and respected name. It means "the cattle are dying".
You need to get outside more.
Hey, at least Abu has a sense of humor, which is more than can be said for the liberal puke who's fouling our air.
Now the diseased chickens have come home to roost and shit all over your nice carpet and granite counter tops.
My carpet is 25 years old brown shag and my countertops are broken, chipped formica, so fuck you. I don't live high on the hog, and I've never advocated "fucking" anyone. I just want to be left alone, with the money that I earned, so that I can spend it to support my family and put my kids through college. That I am not in a big hurry to give my money to the government so that they can spend it on global warming, corporate welfare, individual entitlement welfare, and 3 million dollar planetarium upgrades doesn't make me a bad person, who "fucks" the lower class out of anything.
So eat me.
the conservatives are filling their pockets without paying.
Exsqueeze me? We're the only ones who ARE paying. Maybe if you actually paid attention to goings-on, and realized who's getting the shaft and who's getting the payday under Obahama's "plan." you could enlighten us savages as to why people who PAY NO TAXES EVEN NOW should get one damn penny of MY hard-earned paycheck.
Jackass.
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