Thursday, December 18, 2008

And Now, The News You've All Been Waiting For

Merry Christmas!


http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/12/17/Orgasmic_Gspot_proven_real_but_only_for_lucky_few

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

bull's eye every time

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Boys, boys, boys. Me thinks you think to highly of yourselves!

Anonymous said...

I'm a legend in my own mind...I mean time!

Anonymous said...

Gee, i'm still looking for it. :(

Schteveo said...

I'm recusing myself on this one. I'm not perfect, yet, but I practice as often as possible.

Annie said...

I never experienced the Big O until I was 37-years old and divorced from old what's-his-name. I grew up in the time when nice girls didn't. Didn't what, you ask? Didn't have sex, especially didn't have oral sex, didn't "touch ourselves down there" and most of all, did not enjoy sex. I was a virgin on my [first] wedding night and completely missed the sexual revolution of the 1970s.

But [and it's a big but] I never got AIDS, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, condyloma, Kaposi's sarcoma, candiadiasis, cryptosporidiosis, cytomegalovirus or hep C either.

Anonymous said...

I think I missed my true calling

Annie said...

...and what would that calling be, pray tell?

Anonymous said...

Generally, if you recall, I'm a man of few words.

Spider said...

Gee darlin, i thought you country girls started early and didn't stop.

And remember what Bubba said. Oral sex is NOT sex! The problem is, the only women who fall for that are liberals.

Anonymous said...

Forgot crabs Annie.

Annie said...

Gee darlin, i thought you country girls started early and didn't stop.

We did, sweetie. It's just that I was raised in a strict Baptist home and was scared of going to hell. Apparently, not everyone was as cowardly as I. My BFF, Mary Jo Clark purloined away my squeeze, Sonny because she put out and I didn't. God bless 'em, they've been married since 1963. Had I been successful at roping, hogtying and dragging the elusive Sonny to the altar, I would have blown my brains out long ago. I simply cannot see myself married to the local farm implement dealer for 45 years and living in Maypearl, TX [pop 600] for the rest of my life.

It was just when I reached the ripe old age of 37, got divorced and learned that my plumbing worked that I was like a kid in a candy store...much to Jack's and my continuing delight.

Oh yes, Mr. Snorphty...

I did forget those vicious little buggers! But, i hear that you can pick those up anywhere.

Annie said...

...like the grocery store, on aisle 11.

Anonymous said...

Think thats good? You ain't seen nothin yet!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,470867,00.html