Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Socially Dysfunctional Geeks Have Found Their King

This sounds like a joke, but it's supposidly real.

A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman – a female ROBOT.

Why interact with a world that just doesn't "get" you when you can build someone that you think is perfect?

Creepy.

He said he did not build Aiko as a sexual partner, but said she could be tweaked to become one. “Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch as if she is playing hard to get or being straight to the point,” he said.

Super Creepy.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Creepy? If she can be programed not to BITCH all the time about drinking too much she sounds like the ideal wife. How much?

IMHO........... she can EAT ME!

Anonymous said...

“Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch"

Isn't that what they all do?

Spider said...

Great idea Poots, but that might require additional software. Now all this guy has to do is build a robot divorce lawyer.

Anonymous said...

Snorpht: Your wife sounds like mine.

The ideal robotic wife would need a keg installed, dispense in a frosted mug and a flat head to put down the empties.

Anonymous said...

Actually Ron, the perfect wife is 3.5 feet tall with a round mouth (and a flat head so you have somewhere to put your beer) and at midnite turns into a roast beef sandwich.

You know....like Missy
snork, chortle, snigger

Anonymous said...

That's an old one, Mike!

Spider said...

LMAO! Just wait until our gals get done with you guys!

Anonymous said...

reeeeally old ron,
shocked i still remember it
must mean I need a drink
2.5 hours till HH

And I really need it. Wifes parents are here from China... like until March!

I really need a drink

Schteveo said...

“Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch"

...uh, can we assume that if software is the issue, that her firmware is ALREADY set up for sex?

And might I say...EEEEWWWWW!!

Heidi said...

Thank you Steve. One male with some sense around here...

Anonymous said...

OK Mr. Roboto, tell us what you really designed her for.

Thought so.

Goober said...

"...uh, can we assume that if software is the issue, that her firmware is ALREADY set up for sex?"

That's more or less what I was thinking, and yes, EEEEEWWWW is right.

FREAK!

Annie said...

Well???

What's so great about Aiko? I never bitch at Jack about anything, always cheerfully clean the house, cook meals and do the grocery shopping. I never complain about mowing our yard, cleaning up the dog poop or get huffed up when Jack plays golf, watches football all day Sunday or goes hunting or fishing. I am positive that I am much better in the boudoir than Aiko! Just read my profile.

Annie said...

As a matter of fact...

I am pretty much the perfect, submissive wife according to Ephesians 5:23.