This sounds like a joke, but it's supposidly real.
A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman – a female ROBOT.
Why interact with a world that just doesn't "get" you when you can build someone that you think is perfect?
Creepy.
He said he did not build Aiko as a sexual partner, but said she could be tweaked to become one. “Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch as if she is playing hard to get or being straight to the point,” he said.
Super Creepy.
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Creepy? If she can be programed not to BITCH all the time about drinking too much she sounds like the ideal wife. How much?
IMHO........... she can EAT ME!
“Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch"
Isn't that what they all do?
Great idea Poots, but that might require additional software. Now all this guy has to do is build a robot divorce lawyer.
Snorpht: Your wife sounds like mine.
The ideal robotic wife would need a keg installed, dispense in a frosted mug and a flat head to put down the empties.
Actually Ron, the perfect wife is 3.5 feet tall with a round mouth (and a flat head so you have somewhere to put your beer) and at midnite turns into a roast beef sandwich.
You know....like Missy
snork, chortle, snigger
That's an old one, Mike!
LMAO! Just wait until our gals get done with you guys!
reeeeally old ron,
shocked i still remember it
must mean I need a drink
2.5 hours till HH
And I really need it. Wifes parents are here from China... like until March!
I really need a drink
“Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch"
...uh, can we assume that if software is the issue, that her firmware is ALREADY set up for sex?
And might I say...EEEEWWWWW!!
Thank you Steve. One male with some sense around here...
OK Mr. Roboto, tell us what you really designed her for.
Thought so.
"...uh, can we assume that if software is the issue, that her firmware is ALREADY set up for sex?"
That's more or less what I was thinking, and yes, EEEEEWWWW is right.
FREAK!
Well???
What's so great about Aiko? I never bitch at Jack about anything, always cheerfully clean the house, cook meals and do the grocery shopping. I never complain about mowing our yard, cleaning up the dog poop or get huffed up when Jack plays golf, watches football all day Sunday or goes hunting or fishing. I am positive that I am much better in the boudoir than Aiko! Just read my profile.
As a matter of fact...
I am pretty much the perfect, submissive wife according to Ephesians 5:23.
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