The CIA has developed a novel incentive to gain cooperation and support in Taliban-plagued Afghanistan - handing out libido-enhancing Viagra pills to targeted village patriarchs, according to a report in the Washington Post. “Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people - whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” said one agency operative with multiple tours in that war torn country.
Wow! I'd hate to be a CIA agent in Afghanistan. Handing out Viagra must be a really difficult job. I'll bet the covert operatives need a stiff drink after such a hard day's work.
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This is why the British failed in Afghanistan. They tried to get the warlords to do thinks the English way. You know, stiff upper lip.
I can see where this is more appealing.
Why not "L" capsules instead?
the stiff upper lip works for me
I'm glad I posted this before Jack woke up; else he would have written something incredibly gross about "meat whistles" and the like.
Letter to CIA:
Thanks a lot! This is just what we needed!
Signed,
Afghani goats and sheep.
Just wait until PETA hears about this!
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