Funny you should mention smoking. It's being said that since Yomama is a smoker, (they did their best to hide it during the campaign) it's now coming back into fashion. Isn't it amazing how liberal hysteria can be turned around so quick.
Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup:
By Andreas Hippin November 20 (Bloomberg)
The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.
The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships, including most recently a $200 million Saudi Arabian oil tanker. The Somali pirates are offering up to $0.10 per share for Citigroup, pirate spokesman Sugule Ali said earlier today. The negotiations have entered the final stage, Ali said. ``You may not like our price, but we are not in the business of paying for things. Be happy we are in the mood to offer the shareholders anything," said Ali.
The pirates will finance part of the purchase by selling new Pirate Ransom Backed Securities. The PRBS's are backed by the cash flows from future ransom payments from hijackings in the Gulf of Aden. Moody's and S&P have already issued their top investment grade ratings for the PRBS's.
Head pirate, Ubu Kalid Shandu, said "we need a bank so that we have a place to keep all of our ransom money. Thankfully, the dislocations in the capital markets has allowed us to purchase Citigroup at an attractive valuation and to take advantage of TARP capital to grow the business even faster."
Shandu added, "We don't call ourselves pirates. We are coastguards and this will just allow us to guard our coasts better."
In a related development, Hillary Clinton was quoted as saying that she supported the move.
QUOTABLE QUOTES "A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker." – H. L. Mencken
OK that dorky looking Graham guy says that the reason is to keep people celebrating indoors rather than having drunken celebration in the streets. Does Mr. Graham not realize that once those people are liquored up until 5:00am they will eventually leave those bars and end up being drunk in the streets?
This is all a part of the new stimulus package-drink more booze help the enconomy. To even furthur the stimulus, those of us at home are being encouraged to play a new drinking game! When you see Hillary or Bill, take a drink. If you see Hill & Bill together, take 3 drinks. When you hear the words; historic, first time, or change take a drink. Whatever Michelle is wearing, take a drink. If they show Obama smoking, take 2 drinks. Even better-every time you see a democrat on TV inaugural night, take a big drink! See isn't it all better now!
This suggested game in no way implies that the author encourages, supports, or promotes drinking to an excess.
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I suppose they'll all be serving kool-aid.
I bet the price of "Mad Dog" goes through the roof.
...and the smokable form of cocaine hydrochloride.
Funny you should mention smoking. It's being said that since Yomama is a smoker, (they did their best to hide it during the campaign) it's now coming back into fashion. Isn't it amazing how liberal hysteria can be turned around so quick.
Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup:
By Andreas Hippin
November 20 (Bloomberg)
The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.
The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships, including most recently a $200 million Saudi Arabian oil tanker. The Somali pirates are offering up to $0.10 per share for Citigroup, pirate spokesman Sugule Ali said earlier today. The negotiations have entered the final stage, Ali said. ``You may not like our price, but we are not in the business of paying for things. Be happy we are in the mood to offer the shareholders anything," said Ali.
The pirates will finance part of the purchase by selling new Pirate Ransom Backed Securities. The PRBS's are backed by the cash flows from future ransom payments from hijackings in the Gulf of Aden. Moody's and S&P have already issued their top investment grade ratings for the PRBS's.
Head pirate, Ubu Kalid Shandu, said "we need a bank so that we have a place to keep all of our ransom money. Thankfully, the dislocations in the capital markets has allowed us to purchase Citigroup at an attractive valuation and to take advantage of TARP capital to grow the business even faster."
Shandu added, "We don't call ourselves pirates. We are coastguards and this will just allow us to guard our coasts better."
In a related development, Hillary Clinton was quoted as saying that she supported the move.
QUOTABLE QUOTES
"A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker."
– H. L. Mencken
Jealous much?
Bitch bitch bitch. Every day is another 100 conservative complaints. Pretty ballsy from a group that has destroyed the country.
OK that dorky looking Graham guy says that the reason is to keep people celebrating indoors rather than having drunken celebration in the streets. Does Mr. Graham not realize that once those people are liquored up until 5:00am they will eventually leave those bars and end up being drunk in the streets?
buy Phillip Morris
This is all a part of the new stimulus package-drink more booze help the enconomy. To even furthur the stimulus, those of us at home are being encouraged to play a new drinking game! When you see Hillary or Bill, take a drink. If you see Hill & Bill together, take 3 drinks. When you hear the words; historic, first time, or change take a drink. Whatever Michelle is wearing, take a drink. If they show Obama smoking, take 2 drinks. Even better-every time you see a democrat on TV inaugural night, take a big drink! See isn't it all better now!
This suggested game in no way implies that the author encourages, supports, or promotes drinking to an excess.
I didn't wanna be drunk-in-publick. I wanted to be drunk inna bar. THEY threw me INTO publick. Arrest them!
Like his worshipers wouldn't show-up drunk (or high) anyway?
...or eating dinner at 7-11.
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