Why Not

Now that Hitlary will be the new secretary of state, (can she take short hand?) NY will be short one US senator. Yes, we do have Chuckie (lens lice) Schummer, but that's like not having any senator, since Chuckie's always busy waiting for his close-up. In DC, it's said the most dangerous place to be is standing between Chuckie and the TV cameras!

Now, the "unelected", blind, black governor of NY has to fill Hitlary's shoes. Of course, there is no shortage of useless political hacks who are jumping at the chance to go to DC and get at "the big money". One of them is Caroline Kennedy, the daughter and niece of two dead guys. She's also the niece of that notorious fat slob socialist, Teddy (the killer) Kennedy, who is one of the main reasons this country's become an international public toilet. And since uncle Teddy is busy these days trying to find a grave big enough to hold his bloated body, he thought it would be nice to leave us with yet another Kennedy in the senate. After all, why give the country a chance to cleans itself from the infamous Kennedy virus.

Since this appears to be the season for putting totally unqualified and inexperienced people into positions of great power, why not Caroline too? And what would be some of her political goals you ask? Well, she might pass a law requiring people to eat Tofu twice a day to save the planet. She might also demand that squirrels and birds have their own travel lanes along major interstate highways which will of course save the planet, and the children. Welcome to the new Amerika kids. Stick around, cause it's only going to get worse!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/12/05/source-caroline-kennedy-interested-clintons-senate-seat/