Can you just see 25 kids firing at the same time? The only survivor would've been the deer!
COOPERSVILLE, Michigan —
A fourth-grade class in Michigan learned firsthand about animal behavior when a deer crashed through a window and into its classroom.
The six-point buck sent chairs, desks, books and shards of glass flying. A boy suffered a small cut to his head, but there were no serious injuries.
Marty Alexander, the principal of Coopersville East Elementary School, says the unexpected guest dropped by Monday afternoon.
He says the teacher stayed cool, instructing her 23 startled students to drop to the floor as the deer bounded across the room. She then led the children into the hallway.
After a twitchy, 30-second visit, the buck jumped back through the window and ran away.
12 comments:
Sheeeee-it
Dat deer was just shouting.............
....................
............... "EAT ME!"
Bambi would go all the way for a buck!
awe - 25 4th graders with guns?
one would of hit the teacher
I like deer meat.
Yeah, that wouldbe good. 25 guns in the hands of 10 year olds all going off in a tight area all at once. The concussion alone would near kill you.
I've been unfotunate enough to be in a room when a 20 gauge shotgun went off, and also when a few 9 MMs traded some rounds, and neither one was something I'd like to repeat. It was painfully loud.
As far as the deer is concerned, crazy fucking deer are seriously disturbed, and I think it is my job and the job of every red-blooded 'Merkkan to kill as many of them as possible. THey are a danger to our society, and even better, they are TASTY!
For Goober -
Phrase of the day:
"Tongue in cheek"
Sheesh
As i've always said, if the deer had guns, half the "hunters" wouldn't come home.
But the rest of us would be really good!!!!
and I'm sure that meat would taste that much sweeter.
Hemmingway was right, there really is nothing like hunting something that can hunt back.
On topic....I wonder how many of the kids in that classroom could have actually made a shot at the deer and been successful.
Kind of reminds me of my younger days, when the first week of hunting season was a school holiday 'cause most of the boys & some girls were gone anyway.
"As i've always said, if the deer had guns, half the "hunters" wouldn't come home."
No, they wouldn't. Deer don't have fingers to pull the trigger with, silly!
"Phrase of the day:
"Tongue in cheek""
Anon:
Phrase of today:
I know! What part of my post made you think that I thought you were serious?
My high school beau, Sonny and I were in a 1956 Chevy in which were six people, one of whom had just received a Section 8 discharge from the Marine Corps. We were going dove hunting and the only one of us that had his shotgun inside the car was Mr. Section 8. It was an old Winchester "suicide special," semi-auto. You cocked it by jamming the barrel back into the receiver. When the action on this particular gun got a little worn, sometimes it would fire without the receiver being completely closed and part or all of the shot would go out the side, hence the name. This guy had the shotgun between his legs with the barrel pointed straight up.
Sure as hell, the "unloaded" suicide special fired [thankfully, up] and blew a perfect starburst pattern through the roof. For the sake of your eardrums, I don't recommend the experience...or riding in a car with a guy who just got discharged from the Marine Corps because he was crazy.
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