Friday, December 19, 2008

...best served up cold?

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Mice get blame for fire that massacred 100 cats

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Harley is one lucky dog.

Not only did he survive a raging inferno that killed scores of pets two days ago, but he's just gone to a loving new home.

The 15-month-old Shih Tzu was one of nine dogs rescued by firefighters as an early morning blaze gutted Durham Region Humane Society's animal shelter in Oshawa.

The $250,000 fire is still under investigation by the Ontario Fire Marshal's office, but shelter manager Ruby Richards said preliminary reports indicate it started in the ceiling and may – a sad irony for the cats – have been sparked by mice chewing through electrical wires.

"It was devastating," Harley's new owner, Judy Hannah, said of the fire. She and her husband, Barry, feared Harley, whom they had already adopted, was among the victims because he was at the Waterloo St. shelter waiting to be neutered before they could take him home.
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Maybe the dog paid the mice, to set the fire, so the shelter operators wouldn't cut off HIS BALLS!!

That would make me opt for a little arson.

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Schteveo

4 comments:

Spider said...

Really! Or maybe they shouldn't have kept the cats caged?

Jimbo said...

I don't know...

I can see the cats paying a mouse to kill a dog, and then eating the mouse anyway. Cats are cold, lazy, uncaring, evil, self-centered, manipulative, and not nearly as smart as they think they are; very much like liberals.

But I have a hard time picturing it the other way around. Dogs are loving, hard working, loyal, faithful, caring, and willing to give their lives for others; very much like conservatives.

Very likely, the cats were trying to pay the mice off to kill the dogs, but the mice; knowing what the liberals... (er... cats) were planning, rigged it so the liberals (er... cats) got their just reward.

Yeah. That has to be the way it happened. It's only logical.

Heading home to Austin for the holidays - plane leaves in a little over 4 hours. If you hear a big splash coming from the west, Fed-X a life raft ASAP. Pack it with beer.

Mele Kalikimaka & Hau'oli Makahiki Hou to all my compadres.

The rest of you can pound sand into a dead horse and wipe your butts with wax paper. (He-he.)

Blue said...

f*uck cats

Anonymous said...

Very well said Mr. Jimbo. Not nearly as precise as Mr. Blue of course, but well said never the less.