Sunday, December 14, 2008

We've Only Got Weeks To Live!

Last week, Yomama Bahama, yo next president, and Joe (cheap rug) Biden, his VP, sat down with that other well-known phony, fat Algore. It didn't take a genius to know what the topic would be. Fat Al knows that with the govt. in the hands of the far-Left now, this is his best shot to sell as many of his phony carbon credits as he can. With temperatures running above normal in almost every part of the country, (actually setting record highs in many places) fat Al's "business" hasn't been doing well lately. In fact, they've even changed the name of their mega-scam from global warming to climate change as a result of the high temps. You just know fat Al isn't going to pass-up this opportunity to get back in the spot light, and of course, make himself a few hundred million in the process.

So, hide the kids, bring in the animals, and call grandma and grandpa. Warn them that the world will end in a few weeks, and the only one who can save us is, you guessed it, Yomama Bahama. At least according to fat Al. And, believe it or not, this crap came from Fox!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/12/14/time-running-obama-curb-global-warming/

14 comments:

Missy said...

and you're surprised about Fox? THey are full tilt on the Global Warming bandwagon with that special they ran by Joe Kennedy and how Shep Smith just about every day calls anyone who denied man-made global warming a kook and an idiot.

Schteveo said...

You know what pisses me off is that these Global Alarmists, the can't even decide the effects, even within their "consensus".

I saw a show on "Discovery" yesterday. One of the talking heads said Manhattan would be flooded by the ocean as the water rising, due to global warming. But he said it would be due to 1' to 3' rise in the next few decades.

Then another guy said 3" to 5" over the next century.

How do I believe ANY of them, if their "consensus" isn't consensus?

And before you chime in about how I'm a self serving, lazy, jerk of a stupid conservative HLF, "fuck you!").

Which will be my answer to anything you from here on.

Anonymous said...

too hot, too cold. too wet, too dry. again, liberals can't make up their collective mind. as long as they can blame non-conformists

Blue said...

well its raining & 50 here in San Diego

I blame George Bush, if he wasn't off on a shoe shopping trip in exotic lands, maybe this country would be warmer

Jimbo said...

Spidy said:

With temperatures running above normal in almost every part of the country, (actually setting record highs in many places)...

Me thinks Spidy means:

With temperatures running below normal in almost every part of the country, (actually setting record lows in many places)...

From Drudge:

AP PANIC: 'Obama left with little time to curb global warming'...'cooling trend illustrates how fast the world is warming'...

I'm speechless.

Blue said...

its now 51 degrees here in San Diego
the temp went up 1 degree in 1 hour!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god, it's global warming!!!!!!!

who will save us????????

Anonymous said...

And we're supposed to get rain.... in the DESERT. And it was 50 F when I came to wk this morn. IT IS THE END!

We all gwen die frum dis grobbal wamin! Missy, Blow on me an cool me off.

Spider said...

Thanks for that correction Jimbo, you're right!

And Steve, i LOVE your comment to that liberal fag who's taken root here.

Missy, i've been saying for a long time that Fox is not the conservative network that many people think it is. Far from it! Their on-air buffoons are the biggest purveyors of PC-speak in all of TV land. Fox is nothing more than the digital version of the National Enquirer, with the only difference being, Fox has less credibility.

Anonymous said...

QUOTABLE QUOTES
"The theory behind representative government is that superior men – or at least men not inferior to the average in ability and integrity – are chosen to manage the public business, and that they carry on this work with reasonable intelligence and honesty. There is very little support for that theory in known facts." – H. L. Mencken

alan said...

This morning when I came to work here in the Mojave desert, It was overcast. We figured one of the 8 days of non-sunshine we get every year.

3 hours later the roads were closed due to snow and ice!!!! We can't even get home tonight so we are staying with friends and had to call a neighbor to take care of the dogs.

Again, how exactly does global WARMING cause everything to cool off?

My guess is that no matter what the truth or the evidence shows, if it doesn't meet the agenda, it should just be ignored.

Truth is irrelevant

Spider said...

You're right Alan. That's how life is going to be under the New Order of Obamunism. Truth and facts, already politically incorrect, will become illegal.

Anonymous said...

More scientists come out and call global warming "hysteria and junk", and the reporters who spread this stuff as "highly biased".

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468084,00.html

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that global warming stuff is really happening...NOT !!!

Woke up early this morning (3 AM), looked out the window and saw about 4" of snow on the ground. The electronic weather station says the temp outside is 7 degrees F. (about -14 C.).

Right balmy, aye?

Let's pray all those poor endangered polar bears are not being exposed to heat extremes like this.

Anonymous said...

If we were sweating from all the global warming, the drops would instantly freeze!


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468344,00.html